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MONDAY, APRIL 16, 2018
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FBI Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Email Use Reveals She Is Above The Law

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After clearly and methodically laying out an iron-clad case for recommending charges against Hillary Clinton Tuesday, FBI Director James Comey instead announced that the comprehensive…

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Comey Suddenly Realizes Entire Book Just A Subconscious Defense Mechanism To Hide His True Feelings

WASHINGTON—Former FBI Director James Comey was reportedly shocked Monday after suddenly realizing that he wrote his forthcoming memoir, A Higher Loyalty, as a defense mechanism to subconsciously mask his true, romantic feelings for President Donald Trump. “Oh, my God, it just dawned on me, I’m head over heels in love with President Trump—he’s all I think about, every… Continue Reading

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