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MONDAY, JANUARY 15, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Wisdom — 
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
NFL Ratings Crash for the Divisional Playoff Round
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Trump Clarifies Shithole Remark
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Let’s Play “Shithole” Country Bingo!
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Disagreeing With Progressives On Social Issues Now Qualifies As Federal Hate Crime
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Hawaii’s False Missile Alert Caused By Employee Pressing Wrong Button
Hawaiians were alarmed after the Emergency Management Agency accidentally sent out a message warning them of an inbound missile, which administrators say was caused by an employee selecting the wrong option in a dropdown menu for an internal test.
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— Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —
— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —
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Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 355. There Are Now Only 1,029 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
