TODAY IS
SUNDAY, DECEMBER 27, 2020
TRUMP’S 1437th DAY IN OFFICE
AND WOULD ANYTHING REALLY SURPRISE YOU ABOUT THE 2020 ELECTION?
This week, everybody who understands Dishonest D-RATS were able to rig the 2020 presidential election for Joke Biden because they hadn’t been held to account for rigging the 2016 election for Crooked Hillary, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Patronage County Commissioner Sidney Swindle, who says you have to count the votes, then count them again, and that’s how you keep getting elected.
Commissioner Swindle wins a D-RAT Approved Dominion Voter Fraud Machine from the Biden-Harris Transition Team, only slightly used on November 3rd; several crooked judges to make sure opponents’ complaints are never heard; and a million mail-in ballots with pre-printed signatures for his next Patronage County re-election campaign. His winning limerick is:
If A Politician Was Ever Held To Account
He might think twice about risking a recount
Since the media will applaud
His little D-RAT Voter Fraud
And call it just a “minor miscount.”
And from Perturbed in Park Hills
If A Politician Was Ever Held To Account
All this Deep State corruption we could surely surmount.
But senators, representatives, judges and staff
Are all on the take from China: there’s no wheat, just chaff.
D-RATS and GOP, with irresistible yen
For cash, all have fingers in the cookie jar – again.
Don’t forget Chief Justice Roberts, who likes little boys:
He flew to Pedophile Island to play with his toys.
Dominion bought McConnell, Swalwell got some poontang
From a yellow-skinned honeypot going by “Fang Fang.”
A slanty-eyed op’rative had the keys to the car
And kept track of Miss Daisy Feinstein, both near and far.
Just back from the laundry, here’s Raffensberger and Kemp:
Their skill covering their tracks? About as good as Shemp.
2020’s the year we found ourselves surrounded
With traitors, who ev’ry nook and cranny abounded.
They’ve sold out their country for the almighty dollar;
To figure this out, you don’t have to be a scholar.
It’s time to round up all these perfidious scumbags
And ship them off to Red China, stripped of their dog tags.
The First Line On Next Week’s Limerick Contest Is:
“Before These 2020 Elections Are Done”
MORE AWARD-WINNING PROSE AND POETRY LATER