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Special “CLERMONT COUNTY UPDATE” E-dition

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FRIDAY, MAY 26, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND LAST NIGHT DID THE BLOWER REALLY JOIN OTHER REAL REPUBLICANS FROM BIDEN-BLUE HAMILTON COUNTY TO ATTEND A REAL-REPUBLICAN LINCOLN-REAGAN DAY DINNER HOSTED BY OUR CRIMSON CRONIES IN CLERMONT COUNTY?

YOU BET! AS THE PUBLICATION OF RECORD FOR ALL THE POLITICAL SCRAMBLING, SPECULATION, MUD-SLINGING, AND BACK-STABBING IN THE TRI-STATE, OUR READERS HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN TO EXPECT NOTHING LESS.

It Started Off With Free Nametags, So You Knew It Was Going To Be A Pretty Good Event.

Plus, Ohio Second District Congressman Brad Wenstrup’s District Director Alex Scharfetter made sure everybody received free “Lincoln 16” Pins to wear proudly in remembrance of our first Republican President. A geezer at our table reminded everybody that since Thursday night was a “Lincoln-Reagan” event, somebody should’ve been giving away “Reagan 40” Pins too. 

Clermont County Sheriff Leahy’s Bagpipe Battalion was really great. We could actually recognize the tune they were playing. 

Clermont Crony Mark Faust reminded us we’d been one of his first employers when he cut our grass in Anderson when he was in high school. 

55KRC Host Brian Thomas somehow forgot to mention all those times Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane had appeared on his dad’s radio program back in the good old days. 

Ohio State GOP Party Boss Alex Triantafilou was afraid to show up, but he was on video from Columbus promising to do for the state party what he’d done for Hamilton County.     

U.S. Senate Candidate Bernie Moreno made a big deal out of introducing his wife. The guy sitting next to us said, “What do you want to bet she’s a beautiful blond.” No wonder she got more applaud than her husband. 

Cincinnati born-and-raised Vivek Ramaswamy gave a great keynote address. No wonder the lady next to us said if Trump doesn’t pick him for his vice presidential running mate, he’s crazy. 

And you can’t believe how many people wanted to take selfies with us. As soon as they remember to e-mail those pictures to us like they promised, we’ll put together a Rogues Gallery.  

But the thing most Persons of Consequence on The Blower’s e-mail list in attendance wanted to see Thursday night was what would happen if The Whistleblower actually ran into State Representative Jean Schmidt after we’d promised in print earlier this year to take it easy on her and give her a pass after having criticizing her relentlessly since 2005.

The Blower said it had found someone new to pick on in her place, after Nancy Pelosi’s Boy Toy gerrymandered Steve Chabothead out of office in Ohio’s First District last year. 

Everybody was staying around to see if Real Republican Representative Jean Schmidt had really promised us her first dance. And what do you know, it looks like we’ll be getting credit for keeping our promise. And we have pictures to prove it.

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