FRIDAY, JANUARY 01, 2021
TRUMP’S 1442nd DAY IN OFFICE
AND WE’RE WAITING TO SEE WHAT KIND OF VOTER FRAUD EVIDENCE WILL BE PRESENTED ON JANUARY 06
This E-dition Has Been Approved For 2016 Elections Research By The PRESIDENTIAL HISTORICAL SOCIETY Because 2016 Blowers Were A Political Precursor For Trump’s Illegal Impeachment In 2019.
TODAY’S CORRESPONDING E-DITIONS AT 19 DAYS BEFORE TRUMP’S INAUGURATION
MONDAY, JANUARY 1, 2018
HURLEY THE HISORIAN says on this date in 1863, Republican President Abraham Lincoln issued the Emancipation Proclamation calling on the Union army to liberate all slaves in states still in rebellion as “an act of justice,” and despite fighting it tooth and nail from Day One, Dishonest DemocRATS have been taking credit for it ever since.
THAT’S WHY OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE CHOSE Lincoln’s “What I did, I did after very full deliberation, and under a heavy and solemn sense of responsibility. I can only trust in God that I have made no mistake.”
THE LATEST POLLS: Whistleblower Pollster Ron Rasmussen says Americans feel better about 2017 than they did the year before, a reflection perhaps of the record-setting level of economic confidence at year’s end. The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone and online survey finds that 45% of American Adults look back on 2017 in a positive way, with 24% who say it was a good year, 11% an excellent one and 10% who regard it as one of the best years ever. Only 26% believe it was a poor year. (To see survey question wording, click here.)
OUR LATE NIGHT TV JOKE WATCHER says there were no Late Night TV Jokes to report this week, which is OK, as bad as lame attempts have been lately.
MORE POLITICAL POETRY: Today, Bunky Tadwell, the Bard of Cleves, is wangling for an invitation to Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Surprise Birthday Party, which is probably why he included it in his “Erotic Birthday Greetings,” available at better sticky-pages bookstores everywhere.
Birthday Greetings From a Grouch
I hear you’re having a birthday,
But I know not which one.
I do know that, however,
You’re too old to have any fun.
Tho once your hopes were high,
You’re now forced to aim them lower.
All you can do is sit on your ass,
And write that damned Whistleblower.
Note: Mrs. Kane enthusiastically assisted in the preparation of this poem.
SEEDIEST KIDS OF ALL: Although our campaign is not associated with the Failed United Way, your liberal guilt giving throughout the year still makes it all possible. This week, let’s all re-read the “Mikey Brown Story.”
LAST WEEK’S COLUMN FROM PATRONAGE TITLED “SO NOW YOU KNOW” first appeared in the Mt. Washington Press on December 23, 1981, and was personally edited by eminently renowned publisher Dennis Nichols.
LIBERAL LUNACY: In Human Events’ “365 Ways to Drive a Liberal Crazy,” # 360 is to ask a Liberal what’s the difference between DemocRATS in Congress and a group of drunken sailors. Answer: About a trillion dollars.
GOING GALT: The phrase “Going Galt” doesn’t simply mean getting angry. “Going Galt” means recognizing that you’re being punished not for your vices but for your virtues.
WHISTLEBLOWER SENIOR BUSINESS EDITOR MERRILL FORBES says by all measures, 2017 was a great year for the stock market. And as we begin a new year, experts are cautiously optimistic that stocks will continue their hot streak in 2018. Besides that, Trump predicts this year is going to be yuge!
THE FREE GRAIN PARTY still stands as the last refuge of anyone who’s willing to help himself from the stores of others. And what Freebie Fanatics really need is a Free Stuff Calendar showing all the days during the year when you can get Free Stuff.
Free Grain Party Members include all DemocRATS, RINO Republicans, some TEA Partiers, quite a few Independents, disgruntled postal workers, senior citizens demanding free prescriptions, those who believe bigger government is the answer to all their problems, everybody who said “what Bill Clinton did was indefensible, but he shouldn’t be removed from office,” and those who think pork-barrel spending is OK as long as their district gets the money.
Unfortunately, that group probably doesn’t include all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19.
FINALLY AT SATURDAY’S MEETING OF CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were definitely not asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane about his Surprise Birthday Party next Sunday, because he’s not supposed to know about.
The reason it wasn’t a surprise last year was when the Whistleblower interns put up all those banners and decorations a week early. And the large sign in the front yard was a dead giveaway, too.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially all those folks who attended Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Surprise Birthday Party at Kane’s McMansion last year. There weren’t quite as many freeloaders as those who paid big bucks to showed up at Trump’s New Year’s Eve Party in Mar-a-Lago Sunday night, but for Cincinnati, it was quite a crowd.
AND COMING UP IN “THE WEEK THAT WILL BE”:
MONDAY (JANUARY 2) The Blower will be featuring our Annual our Significant Birthdays E-dition, and we’ll be interviewing all those celebrities who’ve already RSVPed to attend our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Surprise Birthday Party, while we’re continuing our countdown of the 18 days remaining during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term unless he’s impeached.
TUESDAY (JANUARY 2) our Real Subscribers will be checking to see if their long-awaited Hamilton County Property Tax Bills have finally arrived.
WEDNESDAY, (JANUARY 3) we’ll be checking to see how folks are doing with their New Year’s Resolutions so far.
THURSDAY (JANUARY 4) we’ll see if our Brass Monkey Cletus wants to
THE FIRST LINE OF FRIDAY’S (JANUARY 5) LIMERICK IS: “So what should Conservatives do now?”
AND SATURDAY (JANUARY 6) The Blower will be featuring our Annual our Significant Birthdays E-dition, and we’ll be interviewing all those celebrities who’ve already RSVPed to attend our Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane’s Surprise Birthday Party on Sunday.
Plagiarism Count: Unattributed material was filched from a mere 742 different websites for the production of today’s Blower, many of our filches were from our friends at Weasel Zippers.
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