Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda 

MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Really Exclusive Whistleblower Story —

This afternoon, The Blower wondered how many people would be showing up at tonight’s Anderson Apocalypse Meeting being conducted by the Forest Hills School Board where replacing the oh-so politically incorrect Redskins Mascot was being used as a just another diversion from serious financial matters caused by the School Board’s deception on that building levy.  What Angry Andersonians should’ve been questioning is why their school had been left in such an unfinished state. Was the contractor on AHS really non-performing or are they out of money and looking for a scapegoat?  How much of permanent improvement money was diverted to the levy projects instead of being accumulated for future needs? 

Obviously, the Redskin’s Controversy was easier for our Biased Media Morons to report. 

How much time did the Forest Hills School Board devote tonight for the faux outrage of a few Loony Liberals? Would you believe people actually sat there for two freaking hours and listened to members of the Forest Hills School Board bloviating over the mascot’s fate among themselves?

T-shirts Featuring Anderson’s Suggested New Logo Sold Out After Tonight’s Meeting.

STEYN’S TAKE: Immigration Caravan And ‘Offensive’ Statues

STARTING FRIDAY
‘Chappaquiddick’ Is A Brutally Honest Movie Laying Bare The Kennedys For Who They Really Were

Caravans’ And Refugees: What To Know

MARK DICE: Roseanne Reboot Triggers CNN

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

 The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Boycott To Begin

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

 TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

TO SEE MORE PHOTO SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS FROM EDWARD CROPPER, CLICK HERE

Dumbed Down Dems Say

— Whistleblower NFL Kickoff Game Boycott Countdown Continues — — Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

Researchers Reconstruct Face Of Cro-Magnon Man

PARIS, France (WORLD NEWS BUREAU) – A team of French researchers have determined that Cro-Magnon man’s face (below) featured lumps – benign tumors caused by a genetic disease.

To mark the discovery of a Homo sapiens skeleton found 150 years ago, a team of researchers including anthropologist Philippe Charlier reexamined the remains. They concluded the individual had suffered from a type of neurofibromatosis – a genetic disease which can cause benign tumors to develop in the nervous system, as well as pigmentation of the skin.

The team’s findings will be published Friday in the medical journal The Lancet.

 TO SEE MORE BIG HAIRY NEWS, CLICK HERE

13-Year-Old Runs To Be Vermont Governor

 TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE PEOPLE’S CUBE, CLICK HERE

 TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

White House Graciously Accepts Saudi Prince’s Thank-You Gift Of Severed Yemeni Head

 TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters — — HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —The Whistleblower Newswire Is The Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 437. There Are Now Only 945 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.