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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, 2017
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
Trump’s Awesome 2018-2020 Rally In Pensacola Tonight!
(Where It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
President Trump’s Pensacola Rally FULL SPEECH, Florida 12/08/2017
CNN Botches Major ‘Bombshell’ Alleging Contacts Between Don Jr. And WikiLeaks
Roy Moore Accuser Admits She Forged Yearbook
Mayor Cries After City Council Member Denies Her ‘White Privilege’
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Colin Kaepernick Honored At ACLU Dinner As NFL Attendance Still In Decline
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
Arabs Now Really Hate Israel, U.S.
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Entirety Of Congress To Preemptively Resign Over Sexual Improprieties
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New GOP Tax Plan Requires Welfare Recipients To Apply For Each Individual Piece Of Food
WASHINGTON—As part of their effort to rein in government spending through entitlement reform, GOP congressional leaders announced Friday that their new tax plan will require welfare recipients to apply for each individual piece of food they receive. (MORE)
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The Blower believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 324. There Are Now Only 1,060 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
