TODAY IS
THURSDAY, MAY 25, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTY-FIFTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND DID THE BLOWER REALLY COVER TONIGHT’S REAL-REPUBLICAN LINCOLN REAGAN DINNER IN CRIMSON CLERMONT COUNTY FEATURING VIVEK RAMASWAMY?

YOU BET! AS THE PUBLICATION OF RECORD FOR ALL THE POLITICAL SCRAMBLING, SPECULATION, MUD-SLINGING, AND BACK-STABBING IN THE TRI-STATE, OUR READERS HAVE ALWAYS KNOWN TO EXPECT NOTHING LESS. It Must Have Been A Pretty Good Event

Because Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Was Seen Having His Nametag Pinned On By A Lovely Lady Shortly After Six PM And At Press Time And He Still Hadn’t Reported Back.

Stay Tuned.