TODAY IS
FRIDAY, JUNE 07, 2024
TRUMP’S TWELVE-HUNDRED-AND-THIRTY-FOURTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND YOUR JACKED-UP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 13 MORE DAYS

So You’re Finally Willing To Admit You Were Stupid Enough To Vote For A Large And Unnecessary Tax Hike Last Year On May 2nd’s Dumbed-Down Voters Day That’ll Cost Your Family Thousands More Dollars For The Forest Hills School District To Pour Money Down The Drain.

Lucky You. Your Wife Has Agreed To Help You Look For A Solution To Your Problem.

But Don’t Listen To Her When She Claims You Can Find Solutions On Facebook

Rule #6

RULE NUMBER SIX ON HOW TO FLIM-FLAM DUMBED-DOWN OVERTAXED PAYERS:

Get People To Spend As Much Time As They Can On Facebook Looking For Solutions To Their Difficult Problems.

Rule #5

A Procrastinator Will Always Be A Dumbed-Down Overtaxed Payer And Will Never Accept Responsibility For His Lazy And Stupid Mistakes So He Can Find A Way To Do Better In The Future. Rule #4
It’s Easier To Blame Someone Else For Your Own Lazy and Stupid Mistakes Than To Accept Responsibility And Find A Way To Do Better In The Future.

Rule #3

It’s Normal For You Not To Know All That Complicated Information So There’s Nothing For You To Worry About. Trust Them. Has The Government Ever Lied To You?

Rule #2

Don’t Let The Suckers Know How Much They’re Paying

Rule #1

They’ll Probably Forget!