TODAY IS WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 2024
TRUMP’S ELEVEN HUNDRED-AND-SIXTH DAY-CAMPAIGNING OUT-OF-OFFICE

MEANWHILE, YOUR JACKED-UP SCHOOL TAXES ARE DUE IN ONLY 04 MORE DAYS

DITZY D-RAT Hamilton County Treasurer says if you forget to use one of those new discounted forever postage stamps when you mail in your “Jacked-Up Taxes and your payment is returned due to insufficient postage, our Disgraced EX-Double-Dipping D-RAT Obama-loving County Auditor’s Hand-Picked Replacement will still publish your name in The Fishwrap, along with all those other deadbeats, and then charge you a humongous fine for being a little late, too.”

CH Snitch at 1000 Main Street also remembers 33 years ago in The Whistleblower, then-Republican Hamilton County Treasurer Wayne F. Wilke sent his warmest regards to the troops serving in the Gulf War, but at least Wayne gave our guys 11 extra days to pay
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FINALLY, AT TODAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, a political insider was asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why most people don’t get as upset on Property Tax Days as they do on the big April 15 Tax Day. “Most people’s property taxes are included with their mortgage payments,” Kane explained. “So over-taxed payers never see how much they’re paying for those fools in schools and all those other taxes that are included.” That’s why The Blower always says everybody should have to write a really big check on Tax Day, and they should hold elections on the same day people have to pay their taxes. Do you think our Disingenuous D-RAT Hamilton County officials would go along with that?”

More Later From Our Angry Andersonian…

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