Special “Turkey Of The Year Contest Deadline Update” E-dition

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TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14, 2023
TRUMP’S ONE-THOUSAND-AND TWENTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND BECAUSE OF ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* THE PRICE OF GIBLETS IS SKY HIGH THIS YEAR
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Nominations Are Already Pouring In

The counter at the lower right hand corner of the Whistleblower-Newswire Web Page continues to click off the days, hours, minutes, and seconds until The Blower’s Deadline (on Monday, November 25 at 4PM) to nominate somebody for the Whistleblower’s 2023 Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants), three days before Thanksgiving.

image006And like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).

image006In Disingenuous D-RAT Controlled Cincinnati, Turkeys will probably weigh more because of the added lead from the nightly OTR Turkey Shoots.

image006In Anderson, Treasured Trustee Emeritus Andrew S. Pappa says he’s looking for an overstuffed turkey with large white breasts.

image006Know-It-Alls In The Forest Hills School District wonder if there will be a special category just for them.

image006Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2023 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.

image006So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”

image006This will be the fifteenth year for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. Here are some of our 2008 Turkey Of The Year Nominees. Can you remember who won that year?image008image010image012image003 image047