Special “All Star Weekend” E-dition

DAY, JULY 11, 2023

Happy All-Star Week, Everybody!

      And Obsessive Cincinnati Reds Fans are still expecting nothing less than to see hometown hero Pete Rose honored at home plate reinstatement ceremonies sometime before Tuesday’s Major League Baseball All-Star Game in Washington, DC. Pete Rose would also be expected to throw out the first pitch, sing the National Anthem, injure the American League catcher during a re-enactment of his famous Ray Fosse slide into home plate, and collect his share of the split-the-pot jackpot during the 7th Inning Stretch

          Hurley the Historian remembers 1957 when fan voting to determine the game’s starters was completed, seven Cincinnati Redlegs players (Ed Bailey, Johnny Temple, Roy McMillan, Don Hoak, Frank Robinson, Gus Bell and Wally Post) had been elected to start in the All-Star Game; the only non-Redleg elected to start for the National League was St. Louis Cardinal first baseman Stan Musial.

This year the Reds have one player going to the All-Star Game, but most people in Greater Cincinnati probably couldn’t name him.

Now Let’s Remember The Latest Reason Why We’re Boycotting MLBBOYCOTT THE MLB
The state of Georgia had a new voter ID law that the mainstream media deemed ‘controversial.’ There should’ve been no controversy about it at all. It was simply common sense to ask proof from voters—especially if done through mail-in ballots—in order to prevent voter fraud. The Democrat Socialists were predictably outraged because this is how they intend to continue to win elections—by blatant cheating. China Joe danced a verbal tantrum about the new law and said it was “Jim Crow on steroids.” Hyperbole much, Joe?
Then Major League Baseball came to the plate swinging.
They threatened to move their All-Star game out of Georgia.
Swing and a miss!
President Trump called them out. He knew all too well how the Democrat Socialists operate—they blatantly stole the presidential election through voter fraud—particularly the mail in voting swindle that allowed the Biden regime to take power. Trump urged his supporters to boycott the ‘woke cancel culture’ in which many major corporations are now engaged. These include companies such as Coca Cola. They have their greedy eyes on the big China market. Therefore, Coke will do what the Chicoms want—and that’s aiding the election of like-minded communists here in America. Coke, along with Delta Airlines, employ many blacks in the Atlanta area, hence their pompous virtue signaling, but doesn’t Delta demand ID from those boarding their planes?
And now it has been revealed that Major League Baseball requires fans to show photo ID in order to pick up their reserved All-Star Game tickets.
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It’s an ominous development when big business aligns itself with big government–in this case the illegitimate Democrat Socialist Party and its puppet, Biden. When corporate and government interests blend it’s known as fascism and that’s what we are morphing into—a fascist country. For example, Big Pharma wants to make billions from vaccinations, therefore Big Government makes sure vaccinations are mandated.
We are forced to show ID at every turn and now they want us to have a new ID known as a “vaccination passport” just so we can assemble (First Amendment) and move about freely (Fourth Amendment).
Yet voter IDs are not required to vote?
It’s time to boycott companies that try to sway political opinions. We need to swing right back at them. Stop consuming Coke products, which do more to harm black people by means of diabetes than anything that Republicans could do.
Stop flying Delta.
Stop watching the Chinese-controlled NBA.
Stop watching the socialist justice warrior players who make up the kneeling NFL.
Stop watching Major League Baseball.
The Democrats are hypocrites on steroids.
—Ben Garrison

Last Thursday was National Fried Chicken Day, when it was OK for us White Guys to eat Fried Chicken, too, so we could all enjoy some of that crisp and tasty, finger-licking-good fried chicken. And we don’t care if it does make us sound slightly racist, our Freebie Gourmet says, “Popeyes do make some fine chicken.” And wouldn’t you know, our Good Friend Bobby Leach says he’s always preferred big breasts.

AND IN NORTHERN KENTUCKY, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo remembers a few years ago on July 6, Kentucky was the center of the auto-racing universe when the Confederate Flag 400 was run at Kentucky Speedway. Talk about your economic impact! All those people! And what a high class type of fans NASCAR attracts.


Also in Northern Kentucky, Tuesday will be “Cheer Up the Lonely Day” when everybody’s supposed to make a lonely person feel loved and wanted. Larry from Ludlow says you should think of someone who might be lonely and try to cheer that person up. Sending cards or making a telephone call is okay, but only if that person lives too far away to visit. What a lonely person really needs is face-to-face time with other people. Maybe that’s why our good friend Larry says whenever he’s sad and lonely, the only thing that really cheers him up is when some nice young lady stops by to give him a hand job.

Finally, at this morning’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane asked Award-Winning Photo Illustrator Artis to come up with something appropriate for our All Star Weekend E-dition, something that might show how far Pete Rose would go to demonstrate how sincere he was about rehabilitating himself so he could be re-instated before Tuesday’s Major League All Star Game in Seattle. Unfortunately, all Artis could come up with was this picture of Pete receiving absolution when he went to confession.

e-mail your money for tickets today. Some Pete Rose Worshiping items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally Pete Rose Worshiping subscribers, but let’s face it, we could always use more.

Now For Something Completely Patriotic
The Greatest Play In Baseball – Rick Monday Saves U.S. Flag