TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, MAY 03, 2023
TRUMP’S EIGHT-HUNDRED-AND THIRTY-THIRD DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE KNOW DISINGENUOUS D-RATS WIN BY BUSSING THEIR VOTERS TO THE POLLS, BUT THE FOREST HILLS SCHOOL DISTRICT ONLY NEEDED THE SHORT ONES.
We’re Still Staying Around
Hurley the Historian says The Whistleblower Newswire came out of retirement thirty-three years ago in November.
The day after Election Day ’92, we had to return. After witnessing an endless barrage of biased reporting and the unmitigated mess the news media made of Campaign ’92, the results of that year’s elections were not all that surprising.
The voters in ’92, 95% of whom learned all they knew by watching daily distortions on local and national TV newscasts, sent to the White House, a draft-dodging, tax-evading, dope-smoking, pants-dropping, wife-cheating liar whom we predicted would surely drag this nation down to the level of Arkansas.
America got a leader it truly deserved –more arrogant than JFK, fewer scruples than LBJ, rivaling the Carter-Mondale administration for sheer stupidity.
The Devolution of America during the Age of Obama and Biden* has continued unabated as this nation marches toward the abyss. 
We’d only planned to stay around for a short time. But even after 11,139 days (but who’s counting?) of penetrating reporting, scathing commentary, and shining the light of truth on liars and deceivers, our Kneepad Liberals in the Press (especially our Feckless Fishwrappers) still don’t get it. Their coverage of Indecision 2023’s Dumbed-Down Voters Day has been just as lazy, stupid, and dishonest. As Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says: Ohio voters continue to embrace RINO/Establishment Socialism” was the real story.
Voters had not yet learned what those Loony Libertarians always say, that a vote for the lesser of two evils is still a vote for evil, and people who don’t stand for something will fall for anything, because no matter the outcome, you should never ever vote for a candidate you don’t really believe in. No wonder yesterday’s results were the way they were.
All those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Biden Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, 19, and Spectrum, they voted the way the one of their Facebook Friends told them.
And because Forest Hills Republican Voters were too busy to vote against the controversial levy on Dumbed Down Voters Election Day, a mere 7,365 dumbed-down voters will be now causing a great many more Forest Hills Property Owners to be paying more than $753 in additional property taxes every year, besides the thousands of dollars they’re already pissing down the Forest Hills School Tax Rat Hole every year. Bad Public Policy Always Becomes Law When Good People Don’t Vote.
Voter turnout was low. And The Forest Hills School District worked hard for their votes. So if the opponents had worked equally hard it would have been close. If Opponents worked harder than the School District, the levy would not have passed. Kind of like Democrats and Republicans. Makes you wonder what The Eastern Hills Republican Club has been doing since January, especially since their Feckless Four New RINO School Board Members Voted Unanimously to support the Controversial Tax Hike.
How bad was it? Disingenuous D-RATS didn’t even have to cheat.
Did you see the Northwest (Colerain) levy results? Their levy failed by 3:1.The Northwest bond issue failed 75% to 25% and the Winton Woods levy failed 77% to 23%, according to unofficial results from the Hamilton County Board of Elections.
This year at our precinct, The Board of Elections had a guy blowing up balloons for all the kids Dumbed-Down Mom and Dads were bringing with them to the polls to vote for the Dumbed-Down School Tax Hike.”
Left-wing lunatics always predict The Whistleblower will cease to exist after every Election Day, and once again this year, that prophecy did not come true. Our Quote for Today Committee says according to Mark Twain, “Reports of our death have been greatly exaggerated,” and as Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane told Political Insiders at today’s meeting of the Conservative Agenda, and now with 237 more days until the November Elections, it looks as if we’re going to have to stick around for just a little while longer.
You have only yourselves to blame.
We’re going to do it until they get it right.
So perhaps it’s time once again for Our Beloved Whistleblower Motto (Let’s all say it together):
Because wherever there’s corruption, we’ll be there.
Wherever there’s injustice, we’ll be there.
And wherever there’s a bunch of big guys beating up on a little guy, we’ll be there too…holding the little guy down. And that goes double for RINOs.
Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially lazy, stupid, and dishonest members of the news media.
My Statement of Principles
I will provide the people of the tri-state with a publication that will tell the news honestly.
I will also provide them with a fighting and tireless champion of their rights as citizens and as human beings.
Signed
Charles Foster Kane
FRAUD AT POLLS HOT LINE
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Some dead voter items in today’s Blower were sent in by our equally dead voter subscribers.
(Sent in by Faux Facebook Friend Bobby Leach, who showed up at work without his “I voted” sticker saying “I also farted, but they didn’t give me a sticker for that.”)
