TODAY IS
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2020
SEVEN-HUNDRED-AND-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND OUR 2022 GLOBAL ORGASM DAY IS CELEBRATED ON THE DAY AFTER WINTER SOLSTICE, THE LONGEST NIGHT OF THE YEAR

Checking the O-Meter 

According to Illegitimate Resident Joke Biden*s Orgasm Czar Cliticia von Climax, today is World Orgasm for Peace Day, and last night during our Winter Solstice celebration, Biden even went on TV to announce that all his Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House and get all of their information from our Biden Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, who wanted an Orgasm, could keep it. That’s why at our Good Friend Kenton Commonwealth Attorney E Rob Sanders’ 287th Annual Christmas Party, everybody was wondering if there would be maximum participation across the nation, although it probably wouldn’t be an entirely pleasurable experience for everyone involved. For example… 

 

DONALD TRUMP,  who was too busy tweeting about Election Integrity, didn’t have an orgasm.

BARRACK OBAMA, whose wife Michelle beat the hell out of him after she read that National Enquirer story about Obama’s Secret Love Nest, didn’t have an orgasm.   

ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN, who says he’s not half way done ruining the country, didn’t have an orgasm.

ESTABLISHMENT REPUBLICANS, who saw their power and prestige begin to evaporate when Donald Trump got elected, didn’t have an orgasm.

HAMILTON COUNTY PROSECUTOR JOE DETERS, who says he hopes local Republicans find a strong candidate to replace him after he accepted Mike DeWhine’s appointment as a Supreme Court Judge, didn’t have an orgasm.  

PELOSI’S BOY TOY, But We Can’t Tell Which Pelosi, didn’t have an orgasm.

POLLSTERS, who couldn’t get it right during the 2016 presidential election and aren’t doing a whole lot better these days, didn’t have an orgasm.

WINNERS OF “LIBERALS TELL THE STUPIDEST LIES” AWARD, who are still too busy covering up, didn’t have an orgasm.

PAUL RYNO, who doesn’t appear to be still under an all-out attack from what’s left of the TEA Party for giving Obama everything he wanted, didn’t have an orgasm.

“BRONZE STAR BRAD” WENSTRUP, who’s still upset for that time sure people knew about it, didn’t have an orgasm.

STEVE CHABOTHEAD, who thanked The Blower for at least remembering he was one of Slick Willie’s Impeachment Managers, won’t have an orgasm. 

“MEAN JEAN” SCHMIDT, who’s wondering how many people plan to show up at her Christmas Party on Christmas Day just to hear about her plans to stay in politics, didn’t have an orgasm.  

ROB “FIGHTING FOR SAME-SEX MARRIAGE” PORTMAN,  who says “I really didn’t want to be John Kasich’s running mate,” didn’t have an orgasm.

DAVID A. PEPPER, who showed all those other Dishonest D-RATS in Ohio how to continue their losing ways in 2020, didn’t have an orgasm.

HURLEY THE HISTORIAN, who says according to the History Channel, on yesterday’s date in 1970, rock star Elvis Presley was greeted at the White House by President Richard M. Nixon and amazingly, it wasn’t even an election year, didn’t have an orgasm. Richard M. Nixon and amazingly, it wasn’t even an election year, didn’t have an  orgasm.

FECKLESS FISHWRAPPERS, who were totally discredited during the 2016 Presidential Campaign as members of the Liberal Propaganda Media when they endorsed Crooked Hillary, didn’t have an orgasm.

INVESTIGATIVE REPORTER JIM MCNAIR (who used to be at the Kentucky Center for Investigative Reporting and turning over rocks at CityBeat), who scooped The Blower on that story about the Hamilton County magistrate fired for “inappropriate” contact with a woman who had a domestic violence complaint pending in the court, didn’t have an orgasm.

         *NOTE: Neither did the woman who filed the complaint.

DIMINUTIVE DEMOCRAT FORMER MAYOR JOHN CRANLEY, who says he didn’t have to run the same kind of attack ads against Yvette Simpson as he did against Foxy Roxy, didn’t have an orgasm.

FORMER MAYOR DAVID MANN, who says he gets more publicity from The Blower’s “Those Were The Good Old Days” E-ditions than he does in The Fishwrap, didn’t have an orgasm.

P.G.SITT-N-SPIN, who is hoping everybody forgets about his conviction, didn’t have an orgasm.

FORMER CLOWNCILMAN KEVIN FLYNN-FLAM, who wisely decided not to run for re-election, won’t have an orgasm.

SMLP SMITHERMOUTH, who says “The problem with some politicians these days is after they’ve been bought, they don’t stay bought,” didn’t have an orgasm.

CLOWNCIL GAY CHRIS SQUEALBACK, says, “You know you’re having great sex when you know you won’t be able to sit down afterwards,” didn’t have an orgasm.

HAMILTON COUNTY RINO PARTY BOSS ALEX T., MALL COP GOP, who says “See what happens when you don’t have any decent Republican candidates to run for County Commissioner,” didn’t have an orgasm.

FORMER HAMILTON COUNTY DEMO-LABOR PARTY BOSS TIM BURKA, who says that time he questioned “JayWalking Joe” Deters about his address was “Not Political,” didn’t have an orgasm.

LATE D-RAT HAMILTON COUNTY COMMISSIONER ODD TODD OPPORTUNE, who says, “I didn’t have to put up a single yard sign and I still won,” didn’t have an orgasm. 

CONVICTED BUT NOT CURRENTLY INCARCERATED D-RAT EX-JUVIE JUDGE TRACI HUNTER, who says the case against her was a “political takedown” orchestrated by the county’s Republican party, didn’t have an orgasm.

DOWNTOWN PANHANDLERS, who say, “We like riding around in a nice warm streetcar where we can masturbate during the winter,” didn’t have an orgasm.   

APATHETIC HAMILTON COUNTY VOTERS, who still have exactly the kind of government they deserve, didn’t have an orgasm.

COAST’S LITIGIOUS LAWYER CHRIS FINNEY, who says “People really liked paying for their own food and drinks at my Chintzy Christmas Party,” didn’t have an orgasm.

HAMILTON COUNTY’S DISINGENUOUS DOUBLE-DIPPING DEMOCRAT AUDITOR, who says, “Wait till you see the screwing you get when you read the “New Property Values” the new Auditor makes up for your house, didn’t have an orgasm.

RETIRED ANDERSON TRUSTEE “IN RUSS WE TRUST” JACKSON,  who says “I really miss seeing my name in The Blower” didn’t have an orgasm.

ANDERSON TOWNSHIP TRUSTEE JOSH GERTH AND ANDERSON TEA PARTY GUY ANDY PAPPAS, who were thankful voters forgave them for selling them out on the School Tax Hike Scam, didn’t have an orgasm.

CLERMONT COUNTY REPUBLICANS, who wonder when “Bird Colonel/ Podiatrist/ Congressman “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup will be closing his office i Anderson Township, didn’t have an orgasm.

TEA PARTY PATRIOTS, who are now questioning the wisdom of allowing themselves to be absorbed by their local RINO Parties, didn’t have an orgasm.

FORMER STATE REP-TILE PETER “THE BEST LEGISLATOR MONEY COULD BUY” $TAUTBERG, who hasn’t had an orgasm ever since he lost that primary to “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman even though Alex T. made him a judge, didn’t have an orgasm

BLUEGRASS BUREAU CHIEF KEN CAMBOO, who says “World Orgasm for Peace Day” should be a real holiday, since nobody got any work done anyway, didn’t have an orgasm.

OUR QUOTE FOR TODAY COMMITTEE, who chose Mae West’s “An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away,” didn’t have an orgasm.  

KENTUCKY SENATOR RAND PAUL, who says it’s time to investigate high ranking Obama government officials who might have colluded to prevent the election of @realDonaldTrump!, didn’t have an organism.

ALISON WONDERGAMS GRIMES, who says she’s damn lucky she squeaked by when she edged out Republican businessman Steve Knipper to retain her seat as Secretary of State, didn’t have an orgasm.

KENTUCKY U.S. SENATOR BITCH MCCONNELL, who promises to be “Really Conservative” when Donald Trump is president again, didn’t have an orgasm.

FORMER BLUEGRASS GOVERNOR MATT BEVIN, “Did you see where Trump had to give McConnell’s wife a job,” didn’t have an orgasm.

RICK “THE BATBOY” ROBINSON, who promised to call us to sing Adam Sandler’s Hanukkah song Saturday night on the Seventh Night of Hanukkah,” didn’t have an orgasm.

NATHAN “CORNBREAD” SMITH, who can’t wait till Hillary announces she’ll be running for president in 2024 so he can start raising money for her campaign, didn’t have an orgasm.

THAT CABAL OF NOKY ATTORNEYS STILL OUT TO DESTROY ERIC “CALL ME CRAZY” DETERS FOR FILING FRIVOLOUS LAWSUITS (INCLUDING LOVELY LISA WELLS THE ATTORNEY WHO REPLACED CRAZY ERIC ON WLW HATE RADIO), who wonder what in the hell a non-attorney spokesperson is, didn’t have an orgasm.

DISBARRED GREEDY HEARSE-CHASING, DISGRACED DEMOCRAT, CLINTON-LOVING, FEN-PHEN SCANDAL PLAGUED, NOT-YET-INDICTED TRIAL ATTORNEY $TAN CHE$LEY, who’s been fending off a $25 million civil judgment for the last twenty years and knows he could still be arrested in Kentucky, didn’t have an orgasm.

OUR GOOD FRIEND, KENTON COUNTY COMMONWEALTH ATTORNEY E ROB SANDERS, who says people depicted in his newsletter didn’t have orgasms unless it’s really dark, didn’t have an orgasm.

”TRISH THE DISH,” who wonders if you’re supposed to have Orgasms to celebrate the Summer Solstice too, didn’t have an orgasm.

FINALLY, BELOVED WHISTLEBLOWER PUBLISHER CHARLES FOSTER KANE, who says “When my cardiologist told me I had to give up half my sex life and I said which half, dreaming about it or talking about it,” didn’t have an orgasm.

REMEMBER: If you can’t improve on the news, you shouldn’t even be reporting it.    More Conservative Christmas Cartoons

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