MONDAY, DECEMBER 19, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-EIGHTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
The Apocalypse Brothers: A Bunker Remodeling Show
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs And They Show A Focused Picture Of How People Are Reacting To The News Of The Day.
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
A guy we’ll call “Translator Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane how well our new Congressman will be representing Ohio’s First Congressional District.
“Why not ask how PELOSI’S BOY TOY WTF he meant when he told a ‘Super Normal’ publication like Cincinnati CityBEAT that he Embraces a Wave of ‘Super Normal’ People in Congress, Sending A Message to Extremists: ‘No More’,” Kane explained. “Translated, ‘Super Normal’ must mean totally full of crap.”
As the culture wars continue to escalate, many have cast the “woke mind virus” as public enemy No. 1. The Onion asked conservatives to explain how woke culture is destroying America, and this is what they said.
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There’s nothing like gathering the family during the holidays to watch a good old-fashioned Christmas movie! There are so many timeless classics out there, full of iconic moments we love to relive again and again!
Our researchers watched all the Christmas films ever made and found the 9 absolute greatest Christmas movie moments:
- That time when John McClane shoots up the police car and says “Welcome to the party, pal!”:Aw yeah, CLASSIC.
- That part where John McClane puts a Santa hat on that dead German terrorist and sends him down the elevator:I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO HO HO HO!
- When John McClane has to cross all that broken glass without his shoes on, and there is nothing he can do about it, so he just walks on the broken glass with his bare feet:That was awesome.
- When Snape falls off Nakatomi Plaza:One of our favorite Christmas movie moments.
- The credits that come up and say DIE HARD:You can tell this is gonna be good!
- The time toward the end when the FBI comes in and screws everything up:LOL they suck so bad!
- John McClane jumping off the building while it explodes behind him and he’s tied to a friggin’ fire hose:SO SICK.
- That time John saves his wife from plummeting to her death by unhooking the watch given to her by her coke-addled now-deceased co-worker:A powerful moment in which she is symbolically set free from her empty corporate ambitions to return to being a dedicated wife and mother, where her true joy is found. SWEET!
- Will Ferrell fighting Peter Dinklage in Elfwas pretty great: But not as cool as John McClane shooting a bad guy with a gun that was TAPED TO HIS BACK WITH WRAPPING TAPE!
There you have it! The 9 greatest moments in Christmas movie history! Which one is your favorite?
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Set during the Great Depression, this heartwarming family film follows the Kamp family as they look forward to a presentless Christmas. Life has not been easy on them, with the death of their mom and young Norman’s bout with polio. When their dad scrapes together a dollar to divide amongst the kids for presents, they must decide how they’re going to spend their shares.
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. 
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
And Today Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Where Trump’s Next Packed 2024 Election Rally Will Be And Clicks On “Get Tickets Here” And Winds Up On The Trumpster’s Official Campaign Fundraising Website
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 685 days before the 2024 elections.
