THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2022
TRUMP’S SIX-HUNDRED-AND-NINETY-FOURTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S SATIRICAL WHISTLEBLOWER VIDEO —
Meet Kamala Harris’s 6-Year-Old Speechwriter
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A guy we’ll call “Trouble-maker Tadwell” wanted to ask Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if our new Congressman will be welcome in Anderson Township during his 100-day tour across Ohio’s First Congressional District.
“Not to worry, Kane explained, “word is Anderson Trustee Josh Gerth will be booking PELOSI’S BOY TOY as the featured speaker at the next Eastside Republican Club meeting.”
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THE ONION
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While some have called trading Britney Griner for Russia’s “Merchant Of Death” the worst trade in the history of trades, the Biden administration isn’t done yet! Here are 10 more trades our Commander-In-Chief is planning to make before 2023 is over.
- Charizard for Wheedle: There hasn’t been a trade this lopsided since Griner for the Merchant of Death!
- Gogurt for some carrot sticks: This strict downgrade is yet more evidence that our current administration does not understand “The Art Of The Deal.”
- $50 billion to Ukraine in exchange for a nice thank-you note from Zelensky: Tasteful red crayon on blue and yellow construction paper, with a brief postscript requesting immediate tactical nuclear strikes on Russia.
- Joe Manchin for Mitt Romney: A fair deal since they lost Sinema and Gabbard as bargaining chips.
- Brittney Griner for Paul Whelan: Finally the Biden administration can quiet all this conservative blowback, so long as Russia values diverse basketball stars as much as we do.
- Our last shred of dignity as a nation for another season of “Bachelor in Paradise”: It’s a small price to pay for salvation – or at least for 16 more episodes of the delicious guilty pleasure.
- Our children for the LGBTQ lobby: It’s an important voter bloc!
- Trade blows with Corn Pop: Don’t think Biden won’t do it! He’s tough.
- Florida for Cuba: Finally we can get rid of DEATH Santis and enjoy some real socialism!
- Mean tweets for inflation, disgraceful Afghanistan pullout, & WWIII: Wait, we did that one already!
And that’s it. We’re grateful for grizzled hardball negotiators working tirelessly on our behalf to put American citizens first – here’s to another year of winning!
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NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL WASHINGTON POST REPORT
Gannett ordered our local Morning Fishwrap to roll back op-eds after “repelling readers” with biased articles
• Readers didn’t want to be told what to do or how to think
• They were perceived as having a ‘biased agenda’ so Readers were canceling subscriptions
• The company is decreasing its editorial output and even scaling back cartoons
• The newspapers will no longer make political endorsements beyond a local level, like when The Fishwrap endorsed Crooked Hillary For President. 
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?
THE US NATIONAL DEBT
And Today Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Where Trump’s Next Packed 2024 Election Rally Will Be And Clicks On “Get Tickets Here” And Winds Up On The Trumpster’s Official Campaign Fundraising Website
The Whistleblower Newswire Is Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda
The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade for Election Integrity and against Coordinated Leftist Insurrection and the Devolution of Our American Culture while Congress, the Deep State, and the Radical Media Establishment continue to lie to advance their Coordinated Leftist Agenda.
But first, we must see a Corleone Political Reckoning on Election Integrity Along With Indictments And Perp Walks For Laws Broken During The Illegal 2020 Presidential Election, without which nothing else really matters.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles 
Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 690 days before the 2024 elections.
