“More 1022 Ohio GOP Primary Elections” PART DEUX

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TODAY IS
MONDAY, JULY 25, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED AND FIFTY-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WHEN LOCAL POLITICAL NEWS BREAKS, WE FIX IT.

Today at the Conservative Agenda, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane why we haven’t seen any news coverage of any actual campaigning in Ohio State Representative District 27 going on for the Ohio Primary Elections Part Deux before August 2 in only eight more days.

“That’s easy,” Kane explained. “Why should the Local Press waste their time trying to think up bad things to say about Republicans in alphabetical order like Lindsay Cole,  Jenn Giroux, and  Joe Murray (who are running to replace “Taxkiller Tom” Brinkman in Ohio’s 27th House District), when they could be slamming “Mean Jean” Schmidt (right next door in Clermont County’s 65th District for not supporting their Demo-Media Party’s Radical Leftist Baby Killing Agenda).

Besides that, the only Conservative Candidate the Demo-Media Party really cares about is Donald Trump, and the best way to make sure to be quoted these days would be for a Conservative Candidate to use Trump’s name somewhere in his answer, like calling for Election Integrity and saying Trump lost the rigged election in 2020 when Dishonest D-RATS lied and cheated, calling out RINOs on the January 6 Witch Hunt Committee, and supporting Trump’s third win in 2024. That way our Crooked-Hillary-Loving Feckless Fishwrappers can just open their copies of their Demo Media Handbooks for some appropriate News Lies to use.

So far, only Jenn Giroux looked like a real Trumpster in that hit piece we saw in The Fishwrap. Lindsay Cole and Joe Murray could only come up with Weasel Words.