WHEN LAST WE REPORTED
IT WAS SUNDAY, JUNE 19, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-FIFTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND ILLEGITIMATE RESIDENT JOKE BIDEN* SAID RUNNING THIS COUNTRY INTO THE GROUND WAS AS EASY AS FALLING OFF A BIKE THE ANNUAL “WHISTLEBLOWER DEADBEAT DADS” E-DITION SAID “THERE SEEMED TO BE A FAMILY RESEMBLANCE…”
FACEBOOK FLASHBACKS THERE WERE SOME E-DITIONS ON THAT DAY’S DATE FACEBOOK PROBABLY FORGOT TO CENSOR
THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA FEATURED “WHAT THE JANUARY 6 COMMITTEE MIGHT HAVE BEEN” BY: VICTOR DAVIS HANSON
AND GANNETT ORDERED OUR LOCAL MORNING FISHWRAP TO ROLL BACK OP-EDS AFTER “REPELLING READERS” WITH BIASED ARTICLES
BUT TODAY IS
THURSDAY, JUNE 30, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-TWENTY- SIXTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND OUR CONSERVATIVE CARTOONISTS FEATURE “IN THE LEFT’S UNHINGED WORLD, IT’S BETTER TO KILL BABIES THAN DRILL FOR OIL.”TODAY’S POLITICAL POSERS CALL ATTENTION TO NEXT TERM’S SUPREME COURT LINE-UPBREAKING NEWS ON OUR “NOT NECESSARILY THE NEWS” E-DITION SAYSAND OUR ANDERSON APOCALYPSE REPORTS A Lawsuit Against The Forest Hills Schools District Was Filed Over The Conservative Board’s Ban On “Anti-Racism Teachings” Because They Wanted To Continue Their Racist Progressive Program.
ANTI-WOKE WARRIOR POLICY POSITIONS SUPPOSEDLY IN EFFECT SINCE JANUARY 6