Special “Local Nude News” E-dition

TODAY IS
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 15, 2022
TRUMP’S FIVE-HUNDRED-AND-ELEVENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND IT’S TIME FOR THE NAKED NEWS
Your Official Countdown ClockWhistleblower Naked News Correspondent Oliver Klozhoff says right now everybody in the Whistleblower Newsroom is looking for the counter at the lower-right-hand corner of the Whistleblower Web Page clicking off the hours, minutes, and seconds until “Walk Naked In Anderson Day” on Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Daylight Time.

The Blower Provides “The Official Countdown Clock.” Any other Countdown Clock you may see on Fake News Outlets is Surely Fake.