THURSDAY, MARCH 03
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-SEVENTH-DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
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President Joe Biden delivered his first State of the Union address yesterday. He talked about everything from Russia invading Iran to securing the border against deadly vaccines. Boy, it was a hoot!
For those of you who didn’t have the pleasure of bearing witness to our benevolent leader stringing some words together, here are ten key moments from the speech:
1) When Biden told businesses to cut costs: Genius.
2) When Biden promised to triple inflation: Such ambition!
3) When security deftly switched out Nancy Pelosi for a Pelosi body double without the cameras seeing: Always so sad when MK Ultra wears off.
4) When Clarence Thomas lit up a joint about halfway through: For the nausea.
5) When MTG shotgunned three beers in less than a minute: A new State of the Union record!
6) When Chuck Schumer finally became a gif: Another one checked off the ole bucket list.
7) When Biden made some little boy feel uncomfortable from 50 yards away: He’s been honing his skill.
8) When security dragged out Ron Paul for shouting “WROOONG!” every time Biden explained inflation: He did have a point, though.
9) When Pelosi ripped up pictures of ultrasounds in support of abortion: The only part of her audience participation that came naturally to her.
10) When the hand of God wrote ‘REPENT’ on the wall: An important moment but probably not Biden’s favorite.
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL MORNING FISHWRAP STORY
BIDEN-SUPPORTING LOSER/NEVER-TRUMPER RINO SCHNOZZY HEIMLICH SAYS HE’LL RUN IN A PRIMARY AGAINST THE MOST POPULAR TRUMPOPHILE CONGRESSMAN IN THE REDDEST COUNTY HE CAN FIND IN OHIO.
Can You Tell If This Is The Real Story?SAVE AMERICA RALLY SCHEDULED IN FLORENCE, SOUTH CAROLINA ON MARCH 12
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Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda is watching to see if any progress is made during the next 61 days before this year’s primary’s elections on May 03, unless they’re postponed.
WILL PORTMAN’S ENDORSEMENT BE THE KISS OF DEATH FOR JANE TIMKEN IN OHIO US SENATE RACE
THE BLOWER REMEMBERS ONE ENDORSEMENT OF A WOMAN WHO CRAPPED ALL OVER HIS LEGACY
Appearing at CPAC last week, Josh Mandel once again said: “I’m the only candidate in Ohio who’s willing to say this,” he said, lip curled. “Every time I say it, the liberal media gets up in arms, and the squishy RINO Republicans get up in arms, but I want to say it very clearly and very directly: I believe this election was stolen from Donald J. Trump.”
A majority 62% of Republican primary voters say an endorsement by former President Donald Trump would make them more likely to support a candidate
