TODAY IS
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 25, 2022
TRUMP’S FOUR-HUNDRED-AND-FIRST DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE D-RAT MEDIA CAN STOP RUNNING ALL THOSE FREE “BLACK LIVES REALLY, REALLY MATTER” PROMOS ON TUESDAY

Blackness is Only Skin Deep

This week, everybody who thinks the best part about Black Lives Really, Really Matter History Month is when it’s over, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest. The winner is noted nerd Wigger Whiteass, who says acting Black is really cool.

Wigger wins a generous supply of Jungle Fever Tanning Cream courtesy of Judge P-P-P-Patrick DeWhine; free joint memberships in COAST and the Cincinnati Chapter of National Association for the Advancement of Liberal Colored People (NAALCP) from Family Friendly Fascist Chris Finney and SMLP Smithermouth; and a guest appearance on  Nate “Rhymes With Hate” Livingston’s Belligerent Black Blog, His winning limerick is:

Last month we studied Black History;
How they all got so dark is a mystery!
We honkies sit in the sun,
Till the long day is done,
And just get all reddish and blistery!

Tomas de Torquemada Writes
Last Month We Studied Black History,
Though it adds up to a mystery.
Do black folks really give a rat’s behind,
Or is this solely for white guilt designed?
I smell lack of authenticity!

The D-RATS like to wear hoods and blackfaces

While getting on our white privilege cases.
Planned Parenthood targets neighborhoods with blacks:
Does Freedom Center protest their heinous acts?
United Way funds black abortions;
Their denials are pure contortions.
Black Lives Matter, but not their offspring?
Sounds like a Nazi eugenics thing.

So remind me why we are studying
A people that the left is bloodying.
The black history we are meant to see
Is purely selective lib sophistry.

The Windbag Writes
Last month we studied Black History;
Why we do it remains a big mystery.
We don’t do it for others,
(And I wouldn’t, if I had my druthers)
But PC pressure is VERY persist-ory.

Last month we studied Black History;
It’s all about cultural diversity.
Are all people of color
Now walking much taller,
Or is this just more race card perversity?

Last month we studied Black History;
For Revrum Jesse, it’s more free publicity.
Though his achievements are jack
He compensates in the sack,
For his marriage vows have a certain elasticity.

And from the Anderson Laureate (who now knows why his poetic license is being revoked and now has something to tell the padre at this week’s confession):

Last month we studied Black History;
No other type of ethnic category
Forget Europeans
Japanese or Koreans buy elavil online https://www.mabvi.org/wp-content/languages/new/elavil.html no prescription

Why we do this is really no mystery.

We must be politically correct,
But if I’m allowed to be direct
It makes me a bit heated
The way some people get treated
To racial partiality I object.

Why don’t we do the same for Chinese
Cambodians or Vietnamese?
Are blacks more important

Than the whole human assortment?
Why do we have to appease?

Oh, it’s all coming clear to me now
It’s the only way we really know how
To clear our good name
For slavery’s shame
Affirmative action’s a big sacred cow.

A hundred and fifty years ago, Mr. Lincoln
Knowing full well what he was thinkin’
Freed all the slaves
From the slave-holding knaves
But apparently, the memory is still stinkin’

The truth is remarkably clear
No former slaves are now here
Slavery is dead
Can’t we move ahead?
Maybe Obama will buy us a beer.

Pastor Jim Jones Says
Last Month We Studied Black History:
But in March we’ll study sophistry.

That is, how to cultivate white guilt
And promote anarchy to the hilt.

The left’s agenda is the destruction
But they disguise it with seduction.

Their bitter pill has a sweet veneer
To get you to swallow the whole schmear.

Divide the country into factions
That practice mutual detractions.

Call it “inclusion” and “diversity,”
But hide the evil perversity.

February is soon over with,
And with it, the white privilege myth!

 

Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills Says

 This Month We Study Black History

(From home – more COVID bullshittery.)

Do you think “Things go better with Coke?”

Well, pop open a cold can of Woke.

Employees who happen to be white

Find themselves in a dangerous plight.

They’re the latest untouchable caste:

So says the Luciferian taste.

Being less white is more inclusive;

Being more white is quite abusive.

“There’s too much white solidarity

That leads to racial disparity.”

That’s the diversity trainer line:

If you resist you’ll pay a big fine

And you’ll be a guilty pariah.

Remember the Oba-messiah?

He taught us that it’s all about race

While lying all about his birthplace.

Would you like to teach the world to sing?

Let’s expose this “white privilege” thing.

 

Finally, We Have An Entry From Legendary Former Anderson Township Trustee Andrew Pappas Who Just Endorsed D-RAT SMLP Smitherman For Hamilton County Commissioner
This Month We Studied Black History
For black victimhood – their “dissed”- ory
“Whites must atone! White privilege – OUT!”
Says BLM, with millionaire clout.
“And let’s not forget reparations –
For victims and all our relations!
Check out this new million-dollar house!
If you object, you’re just a white louse!”
Missing from their George Soros drumbeat:
Some inconvenient truths from the street.
Blacks killed by blacks? It’s 90 percent.
Black Lives Matter – is that what you meant?
Blacks sold into slavery by blacks?
Oh, you’d better not dwell on those facts!
No, talk about white fragility
To avoid black culpability.
You think “the narrative” is washed up?
Have a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up!
Black History’s truths must be suppressed
To achieve socialism’s just quest…

The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“Here’s why Real Republicans like TEA”

Remember: We never print all the bad stuff we know and certain people ought to be damn glad we don’t, especially Racial Racketeers.