Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved To Research The Coordinated Leftist Insurrection At Trump’s 2020 Re-election
TODAY IS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 04, 2021
TRUMP’S TWO-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-EIGHTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE BLOWER’S WORK IS NOT YET FINISHED
Tonight’s Coverage Of The Most Corrupt Election In History Reviews Our “NOVEMBER 4, 2020 E-DITION. ”
It Was Just More Coordinated Leftist Insurrection
AND TRUMP IS READY TO GO FULL ANIMAL ON THE D-RATS AND EXPOSE THEIR CORRUPTION!!!
Elections Rejections
This week, everybody who could hardly wait for Tuesday’s election to be over so the D-RATS’ Orchestrated Post-Election Chaos could officially begin, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Card-Carrying Conservative Gary Boldwater, who wonders why we’re watching a “Moving Coup” in progress by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, The Radical Media Establishment, and the Dishonest D-RAT Party.
Gary wins an Official Whistleblower 2020 “E-Day +” Campaign Counter, a commemorative “Save Us, Alex” bumper sticker, and some leftover tacos from that really big election-night victory party in Montgomery County, where Republicans are still permitted to win county offices, catered by Dayton’s Best Chef for the third year in a row. His Winning Entry Is:
This year when the Elections are done
We won’t yet be having much fun.
If Joke Biden’s rigged election gets out
And the Liberals still pout
All our fun will not yet have even begun.
Tomas de Torquemada
This year when the Elections are done
“We the people” will once again stun
The three pillars of lies, violence, and evil
As we undertake our American retrieval.
Damn, what an immense amount of fun!
And from the Unlicensed Anderson Laureate (It’s not terribly mean-spirited this time, but then, he’s a Republican):
This year when the Elections are done
I’ll be sad ’cause it’s been so much fun
Tim Burka’s laughing and smirking
Alex’s BS still isn’t working
Why couldn’t he find someone like Lincoln to run?
Finally, Perturbed In Park Hills Says
This year when the Elections are done
The confusion will have just begun.
“C’mon, man!” will refuse to concede,
No matter how yuge the Trumpster’s lead.
The rent-a-rioters, out in force,
Will try to alter history’s course.
On trains and highways, airports and ‘hood,
Well-paid socialists, up to no good,
Will stage their “mostly peaceful protests.”
As far as they can without arrests.
Pot-banging, lawn-crashing, and soup cans
Are just the leading edge of their plans.
“Sunrise,” “Shut Down D.C.,” BLM,
Will try to foment widespread mayhem.
Soros’ Scumbags are plotting a coup
To turn the entire country blue.
Will “Stonewall Wray” at the FBI
Send these silver spoon spoiled brats bye-bye?
If not, it’s up to us to defend
The Nation the Founding Fathers penned.
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“We’re glad Donald Trump Actually Won?”
MORE AWARD WINNING PROSE LATER
Did you ever think Ohio’s Delusional RINO Governor John Kasich had Delusions of Grandeur?
Today’s Whistleblower Video
(Even More Relevant Today Than It Was In 2016)