TODAY IS
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 05, 2021
TRUMP’S TWO-HUNDRED-AND-EIGHTY-NINTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND THE GLOATING CONTINUES
Today, Our Equestrian Apocalypse Analyst Dr. Irving Dullahan Offers A Few More Astute Post-Election Observations
It was a rough night in old A-town for Josh “I Love Me” Gerth’s handpicked endorsed candidates for Forest Hills School Board: Forest “Gump” Heis, Amy “I’m Running Anyway” Richardson, and Michelle “Tom Turchiano Loves Me More” Easton.
Gump thought that he’d coast to victory on his name recognition alone and Richardson, well, who knows what the hell she was thinking other than revenge for not getting the GOP endorsement. Easton thought that the “Big Woke Tom” Turchiano’s glowing endorsement would save the day, what day we’re not sure. The bottom line: it was a spanking that Disgraced Ex Anderson Trustee Kevin “Spanky” O’Brien would have been proud to give, if he still hand things well in hand.
In the end our Fab Four Forest Hills School District Conservative School Board Candidates triumphed. That means that the new balance will be 4 to 1, with Outnumbered and Outclassed Leslie Rasmussen being the lone representative of the Woke Left. No word on how many resumes FHSD Superintendent Scot “No CRT Here” Prebles has been sending out knowing he’s going to have four new bosses that can’t wait to assign him a new office in the janitor’s closet.
Foxy Lexi Lausten surprised many with her outstanding showing for trustee – even beating Josh “I love me” Gerth in a couple precincts to win a seat from the retiring Pap-ass. Maybe it was the massive billboard Beechmont that caught every male driver’s eye, who knows.
Looking forward, we wonder if Josh “I Love Me” Gerth will now reconsider his desire to run for state reptile in 2022 now that he has indelible ink on his hands after outing himself (no less) as a RINO. Blower readers will have to stay tuned for that one. We know RINOs are going to be RINO but we also know that unlike real elephants, memories run short. On our agenda – when will Chairman Alex do his victory lap dance and claim credit for everything?
Discredited Leftist News-Liars at USA TODAY couldn’t stop whining about how Cincinnati suburbs voted anti-critical race theory candidates onto school boards. Don’t you love it when they grovel?
So will The Anderson Apocalypse be watching to see how much more damage Woke Members the Forest Hills School Board can do between now and 1/6/22? You bet! As the exclusive source of any meaningful Forest Hills School Board News, our readers know to expect nothing less.
ANTI-WOKE POLICY POSITIONS IN EFFECT ON JAN 06
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