FRIDAY, JULY 09, 2021
TRUMP’S ONE-HUNDRED-AND-SEVENTIETH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND HERE’S SOMETHING YOU WON’T SEE ON THE NIGHTLY NEWS
— TODAY’S CONSERVATIVE AGENDA VIDEO —
Right-wingers have been trafficking in misinformation under the guise of satire and this new comedy sketch by The San Francisco Gay Men’s Chorus is hateful and bigoted toward the LGBT community.
Satirical Web Pages Are Not Just For Laughs
Satire matters for more than one reason, but its main goal is to raise awareness about the current state of affairs and challenge their viewpoints by using humor and irony. It helps us confront the unpleasant reality and see the world as it is so that we can improve it.
The Smithsonian has seen an influx of donations of relics from January 6, the darkest day in our nation’s history, if you don’t count a few of the big ones. Here are twelve of the most significant artifacts that have been donated so far:
1. Buffalo guy’s buffalo hat – This will be displayed on a full wax replica of a buffalo guy in a diorama of his natural habitat, grazing out on the plains.
2. The American flag pants Trump was wearing during the attack – Do you think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face while Trump is wearing those bad boys? Forget about it.
3. The deadly selfie sticks carried by the attackers – These weapons will forever remind us of their violence.
4. Joe Biden’s half-eaten ice cream cone – When he heard about the attack, he fainted (or maybe fell asleep; it’s unclear). The ice cream will forever go unlicked. Haunting.
5. Joe Biden – Speaking of ancient relics, Kamala Harris has donated Joe Biden to the museum to be preserved for future generations.
6. A tumbler filled with authentic AOC tears – A rare and beautiful treasure. Sigh, we love AOC.
7. Knittin’ MeeMaw’s reading glasses – Future generations will get chills down their spines as they view these – the spectacles of a killer.
8. Nancy Pelosi’s dentures – The very dentures she was wearing when the attack happened. Wow. So rare!
9. The charred ruins where the Capitol used to be – The giant crater from all the destruction will be preserved forever.
10. The barricades the police officers voluntarily moved aside to let people in – Truly an indication of how violent these rioters were.
11. The 155 mm artillery shell that blew up and killed AOC – Fragments of the shell were recovered and will be displayed along with 400 other things that killed AOC in a special seventeen-room exhibit.
12. Trump’s authentic LEGO models of the Capitol, White House, and Pentagon – Once the FBI is finished investigating Trump’s extensive LEGO collection, they’ll be turned over to the museum.
Be sure to visit the Jan. 6 exhibit the next time you’re in D.C.! It will probably be mandatory for all American subjects at some point anyway!
NOW…LET’S COMPARE OUR TWO OBVIOUS POLITICAL PARODIES WITH THIS ACTUAL FREE BEACON STORY
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop crusade against Political Correctness and the Devolution of American Culture.
That’s because America has just suffered an actual moving coup by Leftists In Congress, the Deep State, Radical Media Establishment, and the Eternally Dishonest D-RAT Party. It’s amazing how terrified they still are of the Trumpster and his ideas to drain the swamp (establishment of both D-RAT & RINOs) and take away their power and return it to the people.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Working On Joke Biden*s Second 100 Days To Ruin America. Today Is DAY NUMBER ONE HUNDRED AND SEVENTY, But It’s Only 1215 MORE DAYS Till Election Day On November 5, 2024, to vote for a Real President, And Not Just A “Resident,”
It’s Only 116 MORE DAYS Till The 2021 Elections On November 02, to vote for Your Local Conservative Township Trustee Or Anti-Woke School Board Member Speaking Out Against “Critical Racist Theory” And Leftist 1619 Propaganda.
Plus with Rob “Fighting For Himself” Portman’s Replacement Election In Only 487 MORE DAYS Away Real Republicans Are Wishing Portman Had Just Resigned especially since RINO Rob just voted with the Dishonest D-RATS for that January 6 Commission.
No Wonder Portman Was AWOL At Trump’s Rally In Ohio.
The Blower remembers Congressman Portman’s Legacy when he abdicated his seat and Second District Republicans wound up with “Mean Jean” Schmidt.
