Official “Reagan’s Birthday” E-dition
TODAY IS
SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 06, 2021
TRUMP’S SEVENTEENTH DAY OUT-OF-OFFICE
AND WE’RE STILL GLOATING ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE TRUMPSTER’S LONG-OVERDUE 2020 TOTAL ACQUITTAL
Remembering the Gipper
Hurley the Historian says Ronald Reagan was born on today’s date in 1911. Reagan’s birthday is a High Holy Day for Conservatives, especially during these trying times, and Real Republicans are asking, “What would He do today?”
IF THE GIPPER WERE ALIVE TODAY, HERE’S WHAT HE MIGHT SAY ABOUT THE UNHOLY MESS OBAMA LEFT TRUMP TO CLEAN UP:
“Government does not solve problems; it subsidizes them.”
Instead of “Morning in America, it would be “Mourning in America.”
ABOUT TODAY’S OBAMA ECONOMY, REAGAN MIGHT SAY: “Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.”
ABOUT RINOS AND DEMOCRATS IN CONGRESS, REAGAN MIGHT SAY:
“Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets.”
“Government’s first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives.”
“One way to make sure crime doesn’t pay would be to let the government run it.”
“Government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.”
“The problem is not that people are taxed too little, the problem is that government spends too much.”
“The most terrifying words in the English language are: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.”
And “I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.”
ABOUT TODAY’S LIBERAL PROPAGANDA MEDIA, REAGAN MIGHT SAY: “Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.”
In spite of what his idiot son Ron, Jr. might say on Liberal TV Talk Shows, Reagan would very much approve of what TEA Party Activists and President Trump did to shake up the Republican Party in Congress for the past few years. Reagan would probably even joke that he’d been in Boston for the first Tea Party.
Would Ronald Reagan approve of how all those Obama Supporters in the Press always tried to compare Obama with “The Gipper?” Could anything have been more ridiculous than that cover of Time Magazine, attempting to portray Obama as the successor to the greatest Republican president of the 20th century? Time even made Obama taller than Reagan, which also is not true. As we have all recently learned, these people have no shame.
And when Reagan was President, nobody ever doubted America’s support for Israel, especially the Israelis.
Remembering 1979, Ronald Reagan would be especially concerned with Obama’s continuing“Jimmy Carter Moments,” as the Chaos continues throughout the Middle East, and our Ex-Appeaser-in-Chief’s pathetic policy promoted jihadists at the Muslim Brotherhood (who wanted to end Egypt’s peace agreement with Israel) into leading that so-called “reformed” Egyptian government, before the Egyptians came to their senses and threw them out. It’s too bad that today there will still be 349 more days during the Dark Ages of Obama’s Second Term, unless he’s impeached, thanks to all those Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and get all of their information from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones on Channel 5.
Does anybody remember the outcome of the 1980 Presidential Election, when Reagan ran against Jimmy Carter? Award Winning Photo Illustrator Artis Conception does.
At least with Donald Trump in the White House these days, our Annual Reagan Comparisons With The Current President will be somewhat different.