TODAY IS
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 2020
TRUMP’S 1409th DAY IN OFFICE
AND HERE’S TONIGHT’S VIRUS UPDATE
November 29, 2020
Vol. XIII The Great Reset: the only thing we have to fear…
My Dear Friends and Benefactors,
Sig heil!
Our Supreme Master, George Soros, has sent me a recording of a Zoom conference call he recently conducted with Bill Gates and Dr. Anthony Fauci, wherein they discussed updates on the pandemic and vaccination plans. He has graciously given me permission to transcribe their conversation and pass it along to you.
Soros: Welcome, Bill and Tony! We are now on the cusp of unprecedented success, wouldn’t you agree?
Gates: Yes indeed, George. I would just like to point out, though, that since my net worth is at least ten times yours, I think I should be facilitating this meeting! Hah-hah!
Soros: Don’t worry Bill – you can facilitate the next one, OK? Besides, there are two factors in my favor: one, I’m older than you, and two, I earned my money the old-fashioned way. I stole it! Hah-hah-hah…snort! Isn’t that right, Fauci?
Fauci: YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Soros: Now, I see that our fully owned mainstream media and politician puppets have begun ramping up the renewed fear campaign about new COVID cases spreading like wildfire, with new hospitalizations and calls for new lockdowns. However, allow me to point out, Bill, that this phase can’t go on forever; the peons will get restless! They are already starting to show signs of free will and independent thought! Where are we with the vaccines?
Gates: George, we have three or four almost ready for mandatory global distribution, as soon as we finish covering up the results of the trials, which have been, shall we say, somewhat problematic.
Soros: What do you mean, problematic?
Gates: Well, it seems that in Moderna’s trial, there were frequent chills, fevers, headache, shortness of breath, and pain in the arm – in short, full and severe COVID symptoms. In Pfizer’s trial there was redness and swelling, in addition to the other symptoms, and in AstraZeneca’s trial there was a spinal cord disorder.
Soros: How intriguing. So, Fauci, what are you going to do about this? Do you have a plan?
Fauci: YES!
Soros: Well, what the hell is it?
Fauci: RE-DIRECT THE DATA, O GREAT ONE!
Soros: How so?
Fauci: DOMINION VOTING MACHINES!
Soros: You mean you’re going to send the trial data offshore to be manipulated, to make these vaccines look perfectly safe?
Fauci: YES! THAT IS WEIRD, WILD STUFF! HAH-HAH-HAH!
Soros: Brilliant! I always suspected that behind your public persona of a bumbling, flip-flopping idiot, you were more useful than you appear to be!
Fauci: THANK YOU! I FULLY AGREE!
Gates: Ahem…if you two would allow me to get a word in edgewise…in view of Grouchy’s – I mean Fauci’s plan, I will direct my people to proceed full steam ahead. Or should I say, full toxic side-effects ahead! Hah-hah-hah…smirk….
Soros: Very good, Bill. Perhaps we can include Klaus in our next meeting as well. And don’t forget, Bill, you can facilitate, while Groucho here takes notes.
Fauci: YES!
Gates: Until next week then, gentlemen! All power to Moloch! Sig heil!
Soros & Fauci: Sig heil!
I, your most humble Supreme (but in no sense as supreme as our Supreme Master) Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!
Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,
(Rev.) Jim Jones
Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter
Little St. James Island