Today’s E-dition Has Been Approved For Research On The 2016 Election By The Presidential Historical Society Because So Many Things Reported In The 2016 Blower Are Still Making News Today During This Perilous Political Period On E-DAY+23 Following The 2020 Election.
HAMMER AND SCORECARD EXPLAINED WITH LT GENERAL THOMAS MCINERNEY
TODAY IS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 26, 2020
TRUMP’S 1406th DAY IN HISTORY
And We’re Documenting 2016’s Greatest Presidential Campaign In History At The Same Point During Trump’s 2016 Transition Period By Remembering that “Turning Thanksgiving into Thanksgetting” E-dition.
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 24, 2016
It’s Really Hard To Believe We’ve Been Doing This For Nine Long Years
Last weekend, the guys at “Not the Fishwrap” received a veritable cornucopia of votes for their Ninth Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the person who was selected as the biggest turkey of the year would be shown with his head on the body of a turkey. This year, the 2016 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest was again sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants and Northern Kentucky turkeys were not left out, because separate winners were awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.
Earlier today, we announced winners of our Ninth Annual Whistleblower Turkey Decorating Contest for Thanksgiving, where the people who were selected as the biggest turkeys of the year would be shown with their heads on the body of a turkey. Hillary, of course, won the Biggest National Turkey of the Year Award for 2016. Delusional Governor John Kasich won the Biggest Ohio Turkey of the Year Award for 2016. Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters won the 2016 Biggest Kentucky Turkey of the Year Award.
And the Conservative Agenda unanimously voted to award Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP with Lifetime Achievement Turkey of the Year Award. Fortunately for Alex, on Wednesday, Obama pardoned him along with the other White House Turkeys.
Last year, the troika of turkey winners in Cincinnati included Diminutive DemocRAT Mayor John Cranley, Cranley’s hand-picked City Mangler “Baltimore Harry” Black, and Cincinnati’s Ex Affirmative Action Police Chief Jeffrey Blackwell.
Also last year in Northern Kentucky, Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo announced Disbarred Greedy Hearse-Chasing, Disgraced Democrat, Clinton-Loving, Fen-Phen Scandal Plagued, Not-Yet-Indicted Trial Attorney $Tan Che$ley had been selected the Whistleblower’s Turkey of the Year in Kentucky.
At that moment, many previous Whistleblower Turkeys of the Year must’ve breathed sighs of relief because they hadn’t been chosen again, since, let’s face it, once the Guys from “Not the Fishwrap” have your picture all turkied up, it’s easy enough to give you the award one more time. Who will ever forget all those years Hamilton County RINO Party Boss Alex T., Mall Cop GOP in Ohio and Eric “Call Me Crazy, Big Mouth, Most Sanctioned, Ambulance Chaser, No Count of a Radio Host, Shameless Self Promoter, Willie Wannabe, Why Did It Take So Long For Me To Be Disbarred, Who Likes Bulldogs and Failed Roadhouse Operator” Deters in Kentucky.
Turkey-stuffing Tino Del Gato was among our 4,482 Cincinnati Persons of Consequences who nominated Disgraced Dainty DemocRAT Former Cincinnati Mayor Mark Mallory to be Cincinnati’s 2014 Turkey of the Year for the gifts that keep in giving—make that—taking (the Trolley Folly and Mahogany’s), not to mention the Empty Uppity Oprah Winfrey Campaigning for Obama, Under-funded, Ugly-ass Poorly-Planned Unnagraown Rayroe Museum Not-so-Free-dom Center (Mallory’s Triple Crown of wasted monies).
And that year in Northern Kentucky, although the members of the Cabal Cabal Of NoKY Attorneys Still Out To Destroy Eric “Call Me Crazy” Deters, Including Lovely Lisa Wells (The Attorney Who Replaced Crazy Eric On WLW Hate Radio) were still rooting for a “Three-Peat” for “Crazy Eric,” outraged TEA Party Patriots flooded us with ballots for Co-winners Matt Bevan, who had been humiliated when he ran against U.S. Senate Minority Leader Bitch McConnell in the Republican Primary, and Ditzy DemocRAT Alison Wondergams Grimes, who embarrassed herself and every Dishonest DemocRAT in Kentucky when she couldn’t even admit she’d voted for Obama in 2008 and 2012.
That year in Anderson, The Blower congratulated “Smiling Dallas” Jackson, not related to Former Anderson Township Trustee President “In Russ We Trust” Jackson, as Anderson’s first-ever Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest Winner in Anderson Township. Smiling Dallas’ neighbors on Signal Hill Lane would be so proud.
Meanwhile, members of The Anderson Township Republican Party and the Anderson TEA Party wanted The Blower to be certain to acknowledge Anderson Township Trustee Josh Gerth and Anderson TEA Party Guy Andy Pappas for their part in passing the Forrest Gump School District’s humongous $103 million Tax Hike Scam. Gerth was seen publicly supporting the Tax Hike Scam in this video and Pappas’ name was included in that full-page ad of Tax Scam Supporters.
Most people thought Anderson Township was politically “Conservative.” The Blower says it looks stupidly liberal, in reality. Some people were beginning to wonder when Gerth and Pappas would officially announce they’ve switched political parties. Our fiscally conservative, less tax, less government, TEA Party endorsed these two RINO Anderson Township Trustees, who after less than a year in office couldn’t support a massive bond and tax levy increase from the Forest Hills School District fast enough. But it’s now only one more year until their re-elections. Who will remember anyway?
That’s why Angry Andersonians were happy to nominate Josh Gerth and Andy Pappas to be part of the Township’s Turkey Troika. Gobble, Gobble!
This is the Official “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest. Any other “Biggest Turkey of the Year” Contest you may see published elsewhere on Thanksgiving is surely a fake, especially the one in the Morning Fishwrap.
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