TODAY IS
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 2020
TRUMP’s 1,399th DAY IN OFFICE
AND A HAND RECOUNT IS NOW TAKING PLACE

Making Balloting Safe Again

The deadline for the Whistleblower Newswire’s Thirteenth Annual Turkey Of The Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurants) was supposed to be Monday afternoon at 4 PM. But Monday’s time limit was extended to 4 PM on Tuesday so all those extra people wanting to nominate Turkeys Of The Year would have an extra day to get their nominations in. At that point, a Republican Turkey was comfortably ahead.

However, a Truckload of Disingenuous D-RAT Turkey Ballots mysteriously appeared Tuesday morning at 3:35 AM, and a Dishonest D-RAT Turkey was suspiciously in the lead. The Whistleblower Legal Dream Team then insisted the vote-counting be stopped until a complete audit of the voting could be made. A report is expected at Friday morning’s Press Conference at 10 AM.

And remember just like everything else in The Blower, nominees will always be discriminated against on the basis of race, religion, color, sex, age, non-disqualifying physical or mental disability, national origin, sexual orientation, or any other basis covered by local law).

Bluegrass Bureau Chief Ken CamBoo says Kentucky Turkeys won’t be left out of The Blower’s 2020 Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest (sponsored by Dummy’s Restaurant), because separate winners will be awarded for both Ohio and the Bluegrass.

So this year’s Turkey of the Year Contest promises to be our best yet, but only with your help. Remember what Jesse “The Body” Ventura said: “If you don’t vote, you’ll be leaving the decision to an even bigger turkey than you are.”

2020 will be the thirteenth year for our Whistleblower Turkey of the Year Contest. Here are some of our 2011 Turkey Of The Year Nominees. Can you remember who won that year?