TODAY IS
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 15, 2020
TRUMP’S 1395th DAY IN OFFICE
AND THE SCALE OF THE D-RATS’ CORRUPTION IS SO EXTENSIVE WE’RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE IT ONE BY ONE

The Stolen Election, Part One: AMERICAN PRAVDA

This Sunday in America…

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Presidential Piety, especially with The Trumpster’s attempts to exorcize the political culture in America.

 Catholic Exorcist Fr. Chad Ripperger then called on the Faithful to Recite Prayer to Bind the Evil Spirits and Satanic Forces Until Election Oddities are Resolved:

In His Name and by the power of His Cross and Blood, I ask Jesus to bind any evil spirits, forces and powers of the earth, air, fire, or water, of the netherworld and the satanic forces of nature. By the power of the Holy Spirit and by His authority, I ask Jesus Christ to break any curses, hexes, or spells and send them back to where they came from, if it be His Holy Will. I beseech Thee Lord Jesus to protect us by pouring Thy Precious Blood on us (my family, etc.), which Thou hast shed for us and I ask Thee to command that any departing spirits leave quietly, without disturbance, and go straight to Thy Cross to dispose of as Thou sees fit. I ask Thee to bind any demonic interaction, interplay, or communications. I place N. (Person, place or thing) under the protection of the Blood of Jesus Christ which He shed for us. Amen

 Exorcizing the Political Culture may be a long shot even for Trump,” Kane admitted.” But  at least we wouldn’t be forced to watch worthless Congressional Election Integrity Hearings on TV.