TODAY IS
SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 01, 2020
TRUMP’S 1381st DAY IN OFFICE
AND DID A FEW OF THESE TRUMPSTERS FORGET TO WEAR THEIR MASKS?
November 1, 2020 Vol. X The Great Reset, Part II
My Dear Friends and Benefactors,
My second interview with Field Marshall Soros, you’ll be pleased to know, was equally as informative as the first:
Healthier Lives Matter (HLM): Master, so good to speak with you again.
Comrade Soros (CS): Thank you, my obedient apprentice. I will now confide in you that the denouement of our revolution draws ever closer! Soon the despised America will have its very own Bastille Day!
HLM: Master, your confidence in me has sent a thrill going up my leg!
CS: Splendid! Now let us discuss the central feature of our long-planned “Great Reset.” My very productive colleague, Klaus Schwab…Sieg Heil!…cough, hack… of the World Economic Forum, defines it well. He calls it “stakeholder capitalism.”
By the way, you must excuse me; I seem to have acquired a nervous tic since our last interview. I’m sure it will pass after our next Moloch invocation ceremony…
HLM: “Stakeholder capitalism”: what an intriguing term! But how is this different from shareholder capitalism?
CS: Ah – shareholder capitalism is the old neoliberal model of ownership. You are aware, I am certain, of the endemic preoccupation of capitalists and their lackeys with the acquisition of shares of corporations, which gives them a certain percentage of ownership?
HLM: Of course, Master!
CS: Very good – now, in stakeholder capitalism, ownership passes from the shareholders to the stakeholders. That is, to the customers and employees. Therefore, instead of the profit motive being the driving force, it will be social and environmental justice! Cough, cough, wheeze….
HLM: What a novel and even utopian concept! But how will that work?
CS: Yes: Klaus…Sieg Heil!…cough, snort… is most creative with his wordsmithing. As you know, shareholder capitalism is just another veneer for white privilege. So here is the best part: as a result of the Great Reset, the workplace will become a laboratory for universal equality and social justice. We will address the concerns of all the victims of white privilege: the poor, the downtrodden, the marginalized, the oppressed; homophobia, Islamophobia, pedophile phobia, police brutality, racism and racial profiling, microagression, climate change…the possibilities are endless!
HLM: Yes, my Master, the victims of white privilege are beyond counting!
CS: You are very perceptive, my thawed-out apprentice. In short, we will not stop at yard-sign virtue signaling for those who are content with merely exhibiting their “We Believe” creed. We will transform society through the workplace – and we have a specific tool for that: it is called Critical Race Theory.
HLM: Does this mean, my Master, that the workplace will become a re- education place as well?
CS: Your perceptiveness is impressive – Karl Marx has taught you well! But let us avoid such tawdry terminology as “re-education!” Let us, rather, call it “social enlightenment” (by which we really mean socialist enlightenment!…hack, wheeze, cough…). Since everyone must get on the same page for this transformation in order for it to be successful, and in order for universal equality to reign, the workplace must be the arena for the implementation of this campaign.
HLM: But what of those who are uncooperative?
CS: Ah, we have many ways of dealing with them. In fact, my colleague and fellow Davos Man Bill Gates…Sieg Heil!… is busy working on one of those ways…snort, hack, cough, wheeze, cough…but I propose that we save that information for another time.
Meanwhile, I suggest that you bring your followers up to speed on what I have divulged so far. You may then report back to me for further instructions. However, we will be taking a short pause while I evaluate the results of the imminent American election – which, as you know, we have carefully designed to eliminate that monkey wrench in our plans: Trump the Trickster. We will put our marionette Joe Biden in the White House, come hell or high water!
HLM: As you wish, my Master!
CS: Sieg Heil!
HLM: Sieg Heil!
As you can see, my dear friends, these are momentous times! Please study this interview carefully while we eagerly anticipate our Master’s next communication.
I, your most humble Supreme Pastor, salute your integrity, authenticity and intersectionality!
Yours for a healthier (and more sustainable) Temple,
My friends, I am certain that this
(Rev.) Jim Jones
Supreme Pastor and CEO, Healthier Lives Matter
Little St. James Island