TODAY IS
SUNDAY, JUNE 14, 2020
TRUMP’S 1241st DAY IN OFFICE
AND WE CERTAINLY HAVE A LOT TO CELEBRATE TODAY
Remembering What Ronald Reagan Said: “When we honor our flag, we honor what we stand for as a nation—freedom, equality, justice, and hope.”
This week, everybody who’s outraged at the lack of Flag Day coverage because of all that rioting, looting, and destruction going un-punished on TV, e-mailed an entry to the Whistleblower Limerick Contest.
The winner is Freddy Furl, who’s held flag-raising ceremonies at his house every day since Trump was elected.
Freddy wins a Trump-Pence Flag, a Donald Trump 2020 Murica 4th of July Patriotic American Party USA T-Shirt, and a seat right behind The Trumpster at Saturday’s big MAGA Rally in Tulsa.
Freddy’s winning limerick is:
What’s So Special About Flag Day This Year?
The Left’s long-range plans are now clear
So we’ve got to be smart
And find a good place to start
If we saw payback for riots, we’d cheer
Meanwhile, Perturbed In Park Hills Says
What’s So Special About Flag Day This Year?
Soros’ guerillas are trying to steer
America into barbarism
With their “anti-fascist” nihilism.
The Stars and Stripes makes them see bloody red:
They wish every Trump supporter was dead.
This year we also have George “Rap Sheet” Floyd,
For whom many stooges are now deployed
Against “racist” police brutality
Because of one bad cop’s lethality.
Virtue-signaling: the new flag is waving,
The end of the US they are paving.
Self-righteous morons are filling the streets:
Useful idiots for evil elites.
Wanna take a knee? Go to church and pray
That Americans won’t be led astray
By these agents of violence and fear.
To our traditions let’s firmly adhere
The first line of next week’s limerick is:
“To Honor Dad On This Father’s Day?””