— Your Official Publication of Record For The Conservative Agenda —
FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 2018
“Friday’s Features”
(Will the Trumpster be invoking the murder of Mollie Tibbetts by an illegal alien for the next 74 days until the Midterm Elections?)
“Andersonian Apocalypse Update”
(Breaking News)
Special “Stupid AntiFa Protester Gets Shot In The Balls Update”
(Making Karma Great)
“Andersonian Apocalypse Update”
(The Cover-Up Continues)
(Tonight’s Media Advisory)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(What Else Rhymes With “Nantucket?”)
THURSDAY, AUGUST 23, 2018
(Featuring The John Brennan Gallery)
REMEMBERING
(Anti-Trump Protesters Called “Peace Activists”)
(Because This Country Really Went To The Dogs During The Obama Administration!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(CBS, NBC Tout Impeachment, Cohen/Manafort Hurting SCOTUS Hearings)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #580 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Watching Our Disingenuous DemocRATS Ignore The Illegal Alien Problem They Created, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 22, 2018
(Featuring Our Disingenuous Double-Dipping DemocRAT Auditor Collection)
REMEMBERING THE WAR ON STATUES
“Flashback Fun”
Has The Trumpster’s Presidency Really Been Fun Or What?!)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #65, Published August 20, 1991)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
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TUESDAY, AUGUST 21, 2018
More “Chaos On Campus”
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(TV News: Obsessed by Russia, But No Time for Mueller’s Controversies)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See All Those People The Trumpster Slams At Tonight’s Big MAGA Rally In West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, AUGUST 20, 2018
(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:)
“Decisions, Decisions”
(Sometimes Life Just Offers Us Too Many Choices!)
(Some people think they’re sooooo special!)
(We Were Waiting To See The Dork Of The Moon)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #577 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If It’s Too Late To Get Free Tickets for Tomorrow’s Trump Rally in Charleston, West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
SUNDAY, AUGUST 19, 2018
“Andersonian Apocalypse Update”
(The Cover-Up Continues)
Remembering Last Summer When Everybody Was Wondering If There Was Any Racism In Cincinnati.
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
Official “TV Talk Show Analysis”
(SPOOKS TURN ON EACH OTHER)
(Today We’re Praying To Prohibit Partisan Political Partnerships)
SATURDAY, AUGUST 18, 2018
(Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)
“Conservative Target Practice”
(Taking Sure Shots at Liberals)
“Politically Incorrect Black Family Reunion”
(Imagine The Outrage If Somebody Suggested A “White Family Reunion!”)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
(“Have A Nice Weekend” )
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(MSNBC Eagerly Promotes Dem Ad Comparing Jim Jordan to Joe Paterno)
“Political Posters”
(For Your Greatest President Ever Collection)
FRIDAY, AUGUST 17, 2018
“Friday’s Features”
(Comparisons Of How The Blower Covered Some Of Our Usual Local Suspects in The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #64, August 20, 1991 )
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Not Just Another Redskins Ambush)
Remembering Last Year’s Lunacy In Lexington Over Confederate Monuments In Kentucky
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #574 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is wondering How many local Republicans have gotten their free tickets for next week’s Trump Rally in Charleston, West Virginia, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
Another “School Daze” E-dition
(At Least It’s Cheaper than Day Care!)
THURSDAY, AUGUST 16, 2018
(350 Newspapers Whining About Being Called The Enemy Of The People)
(Check Out Your Property Tax Bills To See How Much You’re Paying!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Matthews Compares Omarosa-Trump Feud to Burr-Hamilton)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #573rd Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting To See If Our Feckless Fishwrappers Have Joined those 340+ Other Leftist Leaning Publications Whining About The Trumpster’s Calling Them The “Enemy Of The People,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 15, 2018
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”
(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Tuesday E-dition Only Included A Follow-up On Our July 24 “WHISTLEGRAM: Security Clearances,” Tonight’s “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” Might Look Something Like This:)
And probably a Cash Bar, Too.
(They Say They’re Doing It For The Children!)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #64, Published August 20, 1991)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #572nd Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Hoping For The Best On The First Day Of School, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
TUESDAY, AUGUST 14, 2018
“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
(Featuring Political Artwork)
(Is It Still OK To Call Them “Japs” Today?)
More “Chaos On Campus”
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
Remembering Another Obama Summer Black Lives Matter Race Riot Update
(See How The Blower Was Waiting For The DOJ Investigation To Begin After All That Mayhem In Milwaukee)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Nets Skimp on Firing of Peter Strzok)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Much Mike Pence Looks Like Race Bannon From Johnny Quest During Trump’s Vice President’s visit To Cincinnati Today To Promote Ohio Attorney General Mike DeWhine In His Race For Governor And To Deliver Remarks At A “Tax Cuts To Put America First” Event, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, AUGUST 13, 2018
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
Annual “Back to School” E-dition
(The worse schools perform the more money it costs!)
Remembering Another Obama Summer Race Riot
(See How The Blower Was Trying To Maintain A Proper Political Perspective When More Voters Were Seeing America As A Divided Nation During The 2016 Campaign)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #570th Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering Why It Took So Long For Peter Strzok To Be Fired From The FBI, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
SUNDAY, AUGUST 12, 2018
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
Official “TV Talk Show Analysis”
(RINO Report)
Kasich: Ohio Race Results A Message To Republicans To ‘Stop The Chaos’
(See Last Year’s Sermon on this Sunday when we Praying for Peaceful Protesters after the’s media-orchestrated white nationalist “Unite the Right” Rally Riot in Charlottesville.)
(Today We’re Praying For Practical Political Post-Mortem Participation)
SATURDAY, AUGUST 11, 2018
WHISTLEGRAM: Barrett’s IRS Ruling
(“Hopeless Change” )
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Comics, Reporters Rally to Protect Ocasio-Cortez)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, On Day #568 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching How Leftists In The Media Will Stop At Nothing To Make Their Blue Wave Happen In That Ohio 12 Story, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
FRIDAY, AUGUST 10, 2018
WHISTLEGRAM: Anderson Redskins
“Friday’s Features”
(Controversial Anderson Trustee Andrew Pappas says he’s pleased as punch to announce results of Anderson’s “Sexy Babes Wearing MAGA Caps” Contest. )
Another “Guest Column” E-dition
(Searching For An Honest Politician)
(All The Raw Squid You Can Eat)
Explaining “The Liberal Agenda”
(Simply Put, It’s Everything We Hate!)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(More Fool$ in $kool$)
THURSDAY, AUGUST 09, 2018
(From The Whistleblower Newsroom)
WHISTLEGRAM:
(Cincinnati Is No Longer A Sanctuary City For The Homeless)
(We Thought Liberals Would Really Be Celebrating)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
VIDEO Deluge: Arrest of GOP Rep Gets 18 Times the Coverage of Corrupt Dems
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #566 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Getting Ready To Boycott The Bungles First Preseason Game Tonight While The Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown To The 2018 NFL Kickoff Game Continues, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
COUNTDOWN TILL THE WHISTLEBLOWER’S NFL KICKOFF GAME BOYCOTT ON SEPTEMBER 6
WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 08, 2018
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”
(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night E-dition Only Included These Top Ten White House Approved Videos, The Blower’s “Wednesday’s Wild Cards” Might Look Something Like This)
WHISTLEGRAM:
(Political Spinning, Grinning, And Fund-Raising)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(Edition #63, Published August 13, 1991)
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #564th Of The Trumpster’s First Term, Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching Who Distraught DemocRATS and Their Leftist Friends In Media Were Blaming When Their Blue Wave Turned Into A Wet Dream In Ohio Last Night, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
TUESDAY, AUGUST 07, 2018
(Tonight’s Whistleblower Editorial Artwork E-dition)
More “Chaos On Campus”
(Media Approved Insanity Continues)
WHISTLEGRAM: Kasich’s Prediction
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
VIDEO Holt: NBC Has ‘Earned a Lot of Trust,’ ‘Tradition of Excellence’
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Getting Ready To Watch All That Hype About The Color Of The Wave Coming To Ohio 12 Tonight, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, AUGUST 06, 2018
(If Tonight’s Award-Winning Late-Night Monday E-dition Only Included Other Satirical Web Pages, The Blower’s “Monday Message” Might Look Something Like This:)
WHISTLEGRAM: Dishonest Danny O’Connor
WHISTLEGRAM: Stormy in Centerville
“Celebrating Trump’s Winning 2016 Campaign”
(It Was The Greatest Political Campaign In History)
“Earth-shattering Kaboom”
(Will Enola be Gay on Hiroshima Day?)