Another “Anderson Apocalypse Update” E-dition

FRIDAY, AUGUST 24, 2018
Trump’s 581st Day In Office

Anderson Activists who really hate us plan to meet Saturday morning at 10:00 AM at an undisclosed location. We just got the e-mail from the group’s national headquarters in DC.

After all, today there are only 74 more days between now and Election Day. Voter registration deadlines are coming up next month, and then early voting, and before you know it, people will start heading to the polls.

Word is these Leftists are planning to visit your neighbors, register first time voters, and orchestrate town hall meetings in their effort to take control.

What kind of people are these “Anderson Activists?”

Let’s put it this way: They probably WON’T be wearing Redskins spirit wear.

Now you might like to check out last week’s Whistleblower Limerick Contest E-dition, the first line of which was “If Redskins be your high school’s mascot”