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FRIDAY, June 25, 2018
Trump’s 521st Day In Office
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Really Big Whistleblower Story —
Sarah Says The Little Red Hen Is A Real Shithole Restaurant
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Owner Stephanie Wilkinson & Family Are Hillary Supporters.
Trump-Hating Meryl Streep Is Their Cousin
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
To kick Sarah Sanders out of the Red Hen Restaurant
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Dumbed Down Dems Say
— Whistleblower NFL Kickoff Game Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
Trump’s policy sparks outrage in Central American shit-holes.
Now ain’t that too damn bad.
Elmwood Place Mayor And Husband Arrested After Drunken Fight At Home
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Poor Americans Posing As Illegal Immigrants
EL PASO, Texas (World News Burea) – The U.S. Border Patrol reports apprehensions of poor American children and adults sneaking into the U.S. has skyrocketed with the recent non-stop airing of videos and photographs of ICE immigration facilities.
Experts say the efforts of left-wing media outlets to shame the Trump administration appears to be backfiring, as poor families in the United States see that illegal immigrants in ICE custody are living and eating significantly better than they are, prompting many to travel over the border so they can get caught sneaking back in while pretending to be foreigners.
“Compared to the hood, this place is the Fo’ Seasons, yo,” said one Baltimore teen pretending to be from Guatemala.
This isn’t the first time Americans have purposely entered the country pretending to be foreigners in order to obtain benefits not available at home.
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Deferred Action for Taxing Adults
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LOS ANGELES, CA—At a rally in support of immigrant families separated by Trump administration enforcement policies, Representative Maxine Waters quoted former first lady Michelle Obama by declaring, “When they go low, we go high!” just before calling for ruthless mobs to harass members of the Trump administration in public.
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Sessions Defends Separating Immigrant Families By Citing Senate Confirmation Vote
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 521. There Are Now Only 861 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
