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SUNDAY, JUNE 10, 2018
(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
(Without Having To Watch TV)
Giuliani: Comey Could Be Prosecuted Based On IG Report
(Today We’re Praying For Plumbing)
SATURDAY, JUNE 9, 2018
(For Walk Naked In Anderson Day)
“Patronage County Today”
(Exploiting The Flag)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Where Biased Local Newscasts Begin)
Bozell & Graham Column: The Entitled ‘Comedy’ Elites
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, During Trump’s 505th Day In Office, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Watching The Trumpster Having Fun At The G7 Summit In Canada, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 8, 2018
“Republican Replay”
(Hyping The Long-Awaited IG Report)
“Fake News Framus”
(You Should Always Consider The Source)
Annual “Bluing of Hamilton County” E-dition
(We told You So, Many, Many Years Ago!)
(For Walk Naked In Anderson Day)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(D-DAY Plus 74 Years)
THURSDAY, JUNE 7, 2018
(IG Report On Hillary Clinton Email Investigation To Be Released June 14, Trump’s Birthday.)
(Walk Naked In Anderson Day)
(Feminists More Likely To ‘Sacrifice’ Men, Study Finds)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Breaking: Advertisers Flee Vulgar Samantha Bee After ‘CUNT’ Attack)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #503 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Waiting For That Big Blue Wave D-RATS Promised For 2018, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
WEDNESDAY, JUNE 6, 2018
How Your Gangster Government Functions
(For “Walk Naked In Anderson” Day)
“Anderson Apocalypse Update”
(Frooman’s Fecklessness) 
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
(It’s Always D-Day For DemocRATS: “Denial, Deceit, And Deception!”) 
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #502 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Really Amused Watching Slick Willy Insist He’s a #MeToo Backer In Spite Of All Those Accusations Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
TUESDAY, JUNE 5, 2018
“Tuesday’s Triumphs”
(Celebrating Trump’s First 500 Days)
“Anderson Apocalypse Update”
Frooman’s Forecast —Part Deux
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Cable Fearmongering: Everything Is a ‘Constitutional Crisis’)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, On President Trump’s 501st Day In Office, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Having Fun Watching All That Media Hypocrisy After Samantha Bee called President Trump’s daughter Ivanka a “FECKLESS CUNT”, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, JUNE 4, 2018
“War on Political Correctness Update”
(Today’s Shout Out Is For Samantha Bee)
(Featuring the “Pants-Dropper-In-Chief” Collection)
(Brought To You By The U.S. Congress)
By Revered Former Conservative Congressman Bob McEwen
Now Executive Director Of The Council For National Policy
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, On Day #500 Of The Trumpster’s First Term, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering How Long The Number One News Story Would Be About Samantha’s Bee Calling President Trump’s daughter Ivanka a “FECKLESS CUNT,” Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
SUNDAY, JUNE 3, 2018
(And It’s Almost Time to Start on Next Week’s Reports!)
Includes A SAVE THE REDSKINS UPDATE
“Sunday Talk Show Analysis”
(Without Having To Watch TV)
Possibility Of Trump Pardoning Himself Sparks Pushback From GOP
(Today We’re Praying For Political Parity)
SATURDAY, JUNE 2, 2018
“Patronage County Today”
(“After Green, Blue Is Our Favorite Color” )
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(Bozell: Slams TV Academy for Banning Press, Honoring Samantha Bee For Saying FECKLESS CUNT)
Another “Anderson Apocalypse Update”
(What Code Of Ethics?)
“Saturday Morning Cartoons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Wondering If There Will Be A Whistleblower Subscriber With A Front Row Seat To The Summit, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary.)
FRIDAY, JUNE 1, 2018
(The Meaning Of “FECKLESS”)
(It’s All Part of the Culture of the Offended)
(On The Second Anniversary Of His Murder)
“Weekly Whistleblower Limerick Contest”
(Up Your Octane!)
THURSDAY, MAY 31, 2018
(“If It Bleeds, It Leads!)
“Confederate Memorial Day in Kentucky”
(Why isn’t Sunday a national holiday? Because the South lost!)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(‘Feckless CUNT’: Bee Tells Ivanka to Seduce Her Dad for Immigrants)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching The Latest Evidence From SpyGate, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
WEDNESDAY, MAY 30, 2018
“Wednesday’s Wild Cards”
(Hypocrisy In The Media)
Special “Post-Memorial Day Stress” E-dition
(Are Legal Holidays The Only Times You’re Allowed To Buy A Mattress?)
“Those Were The Good Old Days”
(From The Whistleblower Archives)
“Conservative Cartoonery”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Having Fun Watching The Latest North Korean Summit Update, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
TUESDAY, MAY 29, 2018
(How Long Would Don Rickles Last on TV Today?)
(Prof Works To ‘Dismantle Heterosexism’ With Masculinity Course)
“Disingenuous DemocRAT Talking Points Memo”
(CNN Hosts Cheer on Cocky Teacher Who Graded Letter from Trump)
“Tuesday’s Toons”
(This Morning, While Everybody Hereabouts Is Still Having Fun Watching To See What Happens After Trump Demanded The Justice Department Investigate All That Spying At The DOJ/FBI, Our Conservative Cartoonists Continue Their Caustic Commentary. )
MONDAY, MAY 28, 2018
Official “Memorial Day 2018” E-dition
(The Second Patriotic Memorial Day During The Trump Era)
(It’s Like We Always Say: There’s No Accounting For “Taste!”)
Monday’s “Memorial Day Weekend Marathon” E-dition
(Pledging Never To Forget The True Meaning Of Memorial Day!)
“Quarter Century Plus Three Celebration”
(And Our Critics Said It Would Never Last!)
