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THURSDAY, JUNE 14, 2018
Trump’s 510th Day In Office

Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Top Story —

IG Report On Hillary Clinton’s Email Investigation Released Today On Trump’s Birthday.

— BREAKING NEWS —

FBI Orders Bias Training For Employees (No Kidding!)

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

— TONIGHT’S NEWSMAKERS —

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOFS ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

— DELUSIONAL DEMOCRAT DENOUNCED —

Jim Acosta: The World Would Have Thought Less Of Us If We Didn’t Shout Questions At Kim Jong Un

 The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin

Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:

 “New York’s attorney general is seeking to shut down President Trump’s charitable foundation, accusing the president of using the charity to advance his self-interests and boost his 2016 presidential campaign.”

This is laughable. 

Did New York sue the Slickwilly –aka Clinton Crime Family — Foundation? 

Naaah.

Save The Redskins Update — 

 

While everybody’s trying to stay calm until the next Forest Hills School Board Meeting, here are a few more things for all of us Anderson Redskins Fans to think about:

 

Does Anderson construction getting finished last have anything to do with the personal priorities and attitude of the Turpin majority school board?

 

Does Anderson students losing four days of education have anything to do with the personal priorities and attitude of the Turpin majority school board?

 

Does spending a major proportion of funds allocated to Anderson on parking lots and bus facilities instead of education spaces have anything to do with the personal priorities and attitude of the Turpin majority school board?

 

One can easily speculate that the Frooman’s Followers On The School Board have given a middle finger salute to Anderson high school—Ethics be damned.

 

So, Angry Andersonians, it looks like we’re going to have to put on our Orange and Black one more time (or our Save Our ‘Skins T-shirt if you have one) and plan watch these people at the next School Board meeting on Monday June 25, 2018 at 7:00 pm at Mercer Elementary School Auditorium (note location change).


— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

Teen Reality Star: “I’m Getting A Vagina!”

LOS ANGELES (World News Bureau) — Transgender reality TV star Jazz Jennings recently took to social media to gush about an upcoming penis-to-vagina gender reassignment surgery, telling fans “I can’t wait to violate myself like a real girl!”

The mentally ill vivacious teen was born a boy but at the age of five, his parents decided to pretend he was a girl. His mother expressed relief at the announcement, “We can’t wait to get rid of Jazz’s wiener! He’s never been able to keep his hands off the filthy little thing.”

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Using World-Famous Negotiation Skills, Trump Convinces Little Caesars Cashier To Sell Him $5 Hot-N-Ready Pizza For $10

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Rudy Giuliani Calls In To Talk Show He Already On To Deny What He Just Said

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 510. There Are Now Only 872 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2013.