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TUESDAY, JUNE 26, 2018

Trump’s 522nd Day In Office

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The Apocalypse Continues

Did anyone make a comment about the Forest Hills Schools Board approving the purchase of property from Doug Evans, charged with fraudulently obtaining public money? That location will increase bus miles driven, fuel, and driver expenses.  It will require additional site improvement spending.  Wasn’t it supposed to be funded by the last bond levy,  and all that money has already been spent on other things. The Board took on unprecedented additional debt to buy the property.  Privately financed?  Voter approval not required? 

How. Do. You. Lay. It. Out. That. This. School. Board. Is. Putting. Over-Taxed Payers In. A. Hole. They. Can’t. Get. Out. Of. Without. Another. Large. Tax. Increase?

Is the conclusion that people have plenty of time and money?  They can debate social issues while reckless school board spending goes on right in front of their eyes? How many times did The Blower say it was just a diversion?

Let’s keep this mascot thing going! Bring on transgender restrooms and safe spaces!  Get that tax levy on the ballot this November!

This Forest Hills t-shirt would sum it up: “Property Taxes Up.  Property Values Down.  I Don’t Really Care.  Do u?”

Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:

Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:

Why did Sarah go to a shit-hole restaurant in the first place?  Even Dummy’s would’ve been better.

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Mexico Retaliates Against US Tariffs

Sources say Mexico will impose a 20 percent tariff on U.S. pork imports in retaliation to the Trump administration’s tariffs on steel and aluminum. The tariffs would apply to pork legs and shoulders from U.S. suppliers.

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Trump Threatens ‘Nuclear’ Response To Mexican Tariffs

White House insiders say that President Trump is prepared to ‘go nuclear’ if Mexico imposes a retaliatory 20% tariff on pork products.

Sources say the President is prepared to impose a blanket 20% tariff on all imports of “cheap shit” – a move that would affect nearly 90% of products coming from Mexico and threatening that country’s economy with certain collapse. 

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Radical, Far-Right Supreme Court Recognizes Pro-Life Movement’s First Amendment Rights

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Everything You Need To Know About The Supreme Court Upholding Trump’s Travel Ban

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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.

Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 522. There Are Now Only 860 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.