SUNDAY, JUNE 24, 2018
Trump’s 520th Day In Office

This Sunday in America…at the Church of The Compassionate Conservative, Beloved Whistleblower Publisher, the Right-Wing Reverend Charles Foster Kane was asking his Political Parishioners to Pray for Political Picnics, especially after President Trump cancelled this year’s Congressional Picnic at the White House. There would’ve been a lot of Political Parasites and Trump-Haters In The Press there, judging from this photograph of last year’s Congressional Cookout at the White House.

Constitution.com says Donald Trump is a President unlike any that we have seen in our lifetimes, and for reasons that are just beyond comprehension for the career politicos who’ve only known the grooming of the Beltway. Trump is a Citizen President – a man with no prior political experience, at least in the literal sense of the word.  

There’s no doubt that The Donald knows his way around a state or federal building – that comes with the territory of being a ruthless and successful real estate investor – but there hasn’t ever been a Congressman Trump or Councilman Trump.

No, we got the CEO-in-Chief instead, and it has done wonders for our economy.

Now another piece of the humanist in President Trump is showing through, as a debate over Congress’ ineffectual work on immigration rages. Maybe The Trumpster could get Congress’ attention by cancelling their a five-star meal served in a tent to Washington fat cats.

So what happened to all those steaks that were already on the grill?

Rather than feeding freeloading members of Congress, whom Trump has recently admonished for not passing immigration reform laws, the president opted to feed those who have fought to protect America.

White House reporter for Bloomberg News Jennifer Jacobs shared on Twitter Friday morning that the food prepared for the congressional picnic, “including rib eye steaks, spinach, cole slaw, quinoa, black beans and pies, will be served at a lunch today to Walter Reed hospital patients, caregivers and employees at the Warrior and Family Center in Bethesda,” citing a United Service Organizations spokeswoman.

 Way To Go, Trumpster!

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