FRIDAY, JUNE 22, 2018

Trump’s 518th Day In Office

Tomorrow Is Gay Pride Day, Everybody!

AT YESTERDAY’S MEETING OF THE CONSERVATIVE AGENDA, Political Insiders were asking Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane if the news media would be covering Cincinnati’s big Gay Pride Parade on Saturday.

“There shouldn’t be any problem this year like there was a couple of years ago,” Kane explained when the Gay Pride Parade in Downtown Cincinnati and that Hillbilly Quaker State 400 Race in Northern Kentucky were both going on at the same time. At least they didn’t try to combine those two events. 

And If you think that would be confusing, think about what would happen if some of the participants showed up at the wrong event. Some drivers would be racing some really colorful cars in Kentucky and Cincinnati’s Dainty DemocRAT Former Mayor Mark Mallory would be there to throw out the first pitch, and in Downtown Cincinnati Tony Stewart would be driving the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile and cover the new Gay Pride Parade Route in less than two seconds that had been unanimously approved by Our Nine Fine Clowns on Wednesday. 

This year’s parade will include Gay Redskins from Anderson and Gay Illegal Immigrants separated from their Homophobic Straight Parents crossing the totally gay Purple People Bridge from Kentucky.

Meanwhile at the U.S. Sixth District Court in Cincinnati, Republican Judge Mike Barrett finally agreed with Rob “Fighting for Fancy Boys” Portman that same sex-marriage was really OK, even if you didn’t find out your son was gay like this.

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