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TUESDAY, JUNE 19, 2018
Trump’s 515th Day In Office
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— TONIGHT’S TOP WHISTLEBLOWER STORY —
With Disingenuous DemocRATS and their Accomplices In The News Media still ranting non-stop about Separating Children from Their Lawbreaking Parents at the U.S-Mexico Border, and Trump still vowing to stop illegal immigration, support is growing for The Blower’s SIMPLE SOLUTION:
“BUILD THE WALL
AND DEPORT THEM ALL”
— This Just In —
Our long-time Whistleblower Subscriber is retiring at the White House. In a statement, President Trump called him “a huge asset” to the administration. He lasted longer than a lot of these other folks being sworn in January 2017.
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— TONIGHT’S TRUMP DERANGEMENT UPDATE —
The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
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— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —
“All The Other News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”
— Keep Our Redskins! Update —
On Tuesday June 12, 2018 the so-called Branding and Mascot Committee said they couldn’t recommend any decision regarding the future of the Redskins name and/or Logo, therefore it was said that “no action would be taken” and that “any possible future action would be taken up by another board.”
Plan to attend the next Monday’s Forest Hills School District Board Meeting to make sure these people stand by their word.
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
An anonymous scribe at The Fishwrap wrote, in part: “‘What’s going on at our southern border is outrageous,’ [the often lawless, tax-dodging Willie] Nelson said. ‘Christians everywhere should be up in arms.'”
Many are “up in arms” — about the non-stop lying about this issue coming from the DemocRAT party and its 501(c)(3) and media affiliates everywhere, not to mention about the non-stop finger-flipping at American sovereignty by the invaders from Mexico, Central-and South America (along with impostors from Middle Eastern dictatorships).
Shut up and sing, Willie.
Willie Nelson & Family will be featured at The Outlaw Music Festival at Riverbend on Friday.
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OUR SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)
Pelosi Sports New Look
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – Rep. Nancy Pelosi (RTRD-Ca) appeared at a news conference Monday morning sporting a new hairstyle and glasses.
In a possibly related story, a new poll indicates that the majority of Americans have a more favorable view of North Korean leader Kim Jong-un that they do for House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi.
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Michelle Obama Dances With Ellen And Shows Her Stuff
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Government-Funded Agency Forcibly Separates 1,000 Innocent Children From Their Mothers Each Day
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Stephen Miller Furious At ProPublica For Only Releasing 7-Minute Recording Of Immigrant Children Sobbing
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Fifth 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 515. There Are Now Only 867 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
