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FRIDAY, MAY 11, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Kimberley Strassel:
Did The FBI Place A Mole Inside The 2016 Trump Campaign?
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Did An FBI Spy Infiltrate The Trump 2016 Campaign?
Strassel: FBI Used Human Intel To Spy On Trump Campaign
Voters Celebrate Trump’s Foreign Policy: “Finally Got Somebody With Some Balls”…
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
Send For The Whambulance
And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
Anti-Social Media Update
What Are People Saying About That Teacher At Nagel?
Our Conservative Curmudgeon Stu Mahlin says:
When Clown-cilman Sittenfeld said “We must do everything within our power to stop the senseless mass shootings and the tragic bloodshed in our country because we also have a moral imperative to act.”
“Thank God Clowncilman Sittenfeld doesn’t have such power. Why? Because PULP (Progressive, Utopian, Liberal Pests) like him would lord it over the rest of us like a two-bit tyrant — never doing his job, always trying to control others.
“Get the damn potholes fixed!”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Maxine Waters House Beat-down
WASHINGTON (Big Hairy News) – Rep. Maxine Waters (RTRD-Ca) received a vicious verbal beatdown on the House floor at the hands of Pennsylvania Rep. Mike Kelly on Wednesday when he compared the octagenarian’s intelligence to that of a ‘clock radio.’
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Hawaiian Judge Orders Released US Detainees Back To N.Korea
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Local Man Googles ‘What Is An Iran Deal’ Moments Before Posting…
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Area Man Really Banking On Unconditional Love Doing Most Of Heavy Lifting For Mother’s Day Bouquet
CHICAGO—After he picked up the first $14.99 floral arrangement he saw at his neighborhood drugstore Friday, sources confirmed local man Connor Wurster was apparently banking on unconditional love doing most of the heavy lifting for the bouquet he selected as a Mother’s Day present. “This one looks decent enough, and it has a pretty good number of flowers,” said the…
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 476. There Are Now Only 906 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
