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FRIDAY, APRIL 20, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Is Anybody Asking Why Desparate DemocRATS Just Filed A Multi-Million Dollar Lawsuit Against Russia And The Trump Campaign For Collusion?
Maybe The D-RATS’ Fund-Raising Had Something To Do With It
As a DNC supporter, I want you to be the first to know: Today, the DNC is filing a civil lawsuit alleging that Russia perpetrated a brazen attack on American democracy during the 2016 election, and found a willing partner in the Trump campaign.
Here’s why: A major part of Russia’s attack on American democracy was the cyberattack on the DNC and theft of the DNC’s proprietary information. This stolen information was then released to the public by Russian agents and WikiLeaks to damage the Democratic Party and influence the 2016 election.
We’re taking this action because we believe no one is above the law, and we must pursue every avenue of justice against those who engaged in this illegal activity against the DNC and our democracy.
This is a patriotic — not partisan — move. As Sen. John McCain said, “When you attack a country, it’s an act of war. And so we have to make sure that there is a price to pay, so that we can perhaps persuade the Russians to stop these kind of attacks on our very fundamentals of democracy.”
We believe that Russia found a willing partner in the Trump campaign, who shared their goal of damaging the Democratic Party and helping elect Donald Trump. The Trump campaign had repeated secretive communications with Russian agents and WikiLeaks. Russian agents told Trump advisors that the Kremlin wanted to help Trump and had stolen emails and other material that could damage Trump’s opponent. And Trump’s closest political advisor, Roger Stone, had advanced knowledge of a major release of stolen Democratic emails.
It is a disgrace to our country that instead of taking actions to protect American democracy, the Trump campaign put itself first. And if the occupant of the Oval Office refuses to protect our democracy, it’s up to us.
Putting together a lawsuit like this, with all the proper documentation, has taken some time. That’s why we’re filing it today, both to seek justice and deter further attacks on our democracy.
Make no mistake about it, Charles: Our number one focus at the DNC is, and remains, electing Democrats from the school board to the Oval Office — and we’re winning all across this country.
We’re going to keep our eyes on the prize: taking back the House and Senate, winning back state legislatures, and moving our country in the right direction.
But winning elections also means protecting elections, and today we’re doing just that.
Thank you, as always, for your support.
Tom
Tom Perez
Chair
Democratic National Committee
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —
Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
Send For The Whambulance
And The Blower Is Still Waiting For Our Soros-Funded Boycott For Mocking David Hogg To Begin
Anti-Social Media Update
We are now hearing more disturbing things about the Forest Hills building project. Where is this going to end? When is someone going to call out these guys? Where’s the investigation, the audit, something, anything?
Instead, we spend countless hours of time attending pompous public meetings, writing and reading endless social media 
posts, arguing indignantly amongst ourselves. Over whose feelings might be offended today by a school mascot in existence for 80 years.
THIS JUST IN: Anderson t-shirts are suddenly no longer available in the Kroger store. And today, Friday communication from Anderson principal no longer has the name Redskins on it or the Redskins mascot logo. Just says “Anderson Snowflakes.” Word is the story is going national on Fox News next week.
Our Conservative Curmudgeon says:
Everybody at the Plum Street Playpen is trying to guess where Diminutive DemocRAT Cincinnati Mayor John Cranley came up with the idea of destroying text messages by dropping his cell phone in a hot tub.
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Democrats Sue Universe Over Hillary Loss
WASHINGTON (World News Bureau) — The Democratic Party on Friday sued the Trump presidential campaign, the Russian government, Wikileaks, Fox News, The State of Israel, American Baptist Churches, U.S. conservative radio talk show hosts, Chick-Fil-A, every white male between the ages of 32 and 85 living in 32 states, and the universe as a whole, claiming a broad conspiracy to help Trump win the 2016 election.
The multi-million-dollar lawsuit filed in Manhattan federal court claims the universe and named entities engaged in a broad, nefarious conspiracy to deprive Hillary Clinton of “her preordained and rightful election to the office of President of the United States of America.”
The common purpose of the scheme, according to the Democratic National Committee, was to “portray Hillary Clinton as a shrill, phony, serial-lying, sexual predator-harboring, lifelong failure with a mysterious debilitating disease.”
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Comey Says How His Goal Was to Make FBI Director Great Again
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Op-Ed: You Either Die An SJW, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become A Bigot
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DNC Files Lawsuit Alleging Nation Should Never, Ever Stop Focusing On 2016 Election
WASHINGTON—Demanding greater accountability for the race’s outcome, the DemocRAT National Committee reportedly filed a multimillion-dollar lawsuit Friday alleging that the nation should never, ever stop focusing on the 2016 presidential election. “Our lawsuit lays out, in no uncertain terms, that the nation should…
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