MONDAY, APRIL 2, 2018

Three Quick Fixes

Disingenuous DemocRATS and Obama Loving Supporters in the Liberal Propaganda Media may never stop blaming Donald Trump for everything that’s ever gone wrong in America since the Battle of Bunker Hill, but this year on April 17 will still be your dreaded TAX DAY and The Blower will now once again offer these three common-sense suggestions to fix our whole tax-and-spending mess:

No withholding. No phony refunds. If folks had to write really big checks on TAX DAY, they’d actually know how much they’re paying.

Until we have a simple flat tax without all that paperwork, over-paid Congressmen should be forced to fill out every one of their constituents’ tax forms for free.

Hold EVERY election on TAX DAY!

We wonder if “Bronze Star Brad” Wenstrup or any of those Latter-Day Anti-Taxers you heard speaking six years ago at the Cincinnati TEA Party’s big Tax Day Rally on Fountain Square in 2012 could ever come up with something as simple as this. If they did, what a wonderful world it would be.

 We also wonder if legendary “TaxKiller Tom” Brinkman, or even Delusional Ohio Governor John Kasich could ever come up with something as simple as this. What a wonderful world it would be.

And we all know better than to suppose any of our Dumbed-Down, Self-Absorbed, Media-Influenced, Celebrity-Obsessed, Politically-Correct, Uninformed, Short-Attention-Span, Free-Stuff Grabbing, Low-Information Obama Supporters Who Put The Positively Worst President in History In The White House—Twice, and Failed Trying To Give Obama a Third Term By Voting For Crooked Hillary, and get all of their “fake news” from our Obama Supporters in the Press, like the ones at The Fishwrap and on Channel 5, 9, 12, and 19, could figure it out, either.

More Sensible Solutions Later