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FRIDAY, MARCH 23, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
The Biggest Surprise Of The $1.3 Trillion Omnibus Borrowing Bill
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Rush Limbaugh Shows Us Trump Going Back Up The Escalator
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —
Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
Send For The Whambulance
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
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Planned Parenthood Organizes Pro-Life March
LOS ANGELES (World News Bureau) – Proving that fact is sometimes stranger than fiction, Planned Parenthood is organizing this weekend’s nationwide ‘March For Our Lives.’
While most, if not all, conservatives see a supreme irony over the fact that one of the world’s most prolific mass-murderers of children is behind the pro-life event, the abortion organization staunchly defends its participation:
“Planned Parenthood has safely terminated literally tens of millions of pregnancies over the years without the use of a single gun. We want to make sure that young people follow our example,” said CEO Cecile Richards.
Joining PP will be a host of other left-wing organizations, including Everytown, Giffords, Move On, Women’s March LA, The American Federation of Teachers, American Communist Party, LGBTQ Alliance, The Church of Satan, NARAL, and American Atheists. One conservative group is also taking part – the National Knife Association.
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Unregulated Self-Walking Human Hits Smart Self-Driving Uber
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Republicans Clarify That By ‘Defund Planned Parenthood’ They Meant ‘Give Them $500 Million Every Year’
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John Bolton Warns War With North Korea Won’t Be Cakewalk Like Iraq
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