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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2018

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Donald Trump Rocked CPAC Today: ‘We’ve Got Seven Years to Go, Folks!’

But Two Years Ago, He Wouldn’t Have Felt Welcome

 Things sure have changed at the annual Conservative Political Action Conference.

Donald Trump pulled out of a scheduled speech at the event in 2016 because, he revealed last year, “I was worried that I would be, at that time, too controversial. We wanted border security. We wanted very, very strong military. We wanted all of the things that we’re going to get, and people consider that controversial.”

Trump energized conservative activists at CPAC on Friday, celebrating his accomplishments during his first year in office. “Hey, we have got seven years to go, folks!” Trump told the audience who cheered wildly. The president arrived with a prepared speech but quickly abandoned the teleprompters in favor of a free-wheeling address.

The President’s arrival thrilled the crowd who had waited hours to get in for Trump’s speech. CPAC president Matt Schlapp said it was the biggest audience in history.

“I think now we’ve proved that I’m a conservative,” Trump said.

Brietbart concludes: Less than two years after his historic victory over Democrat Hillary Rodham Clinton, President Donald Trump has finally completed his hostile takeover of the conservative movement begun almost a decade ago, long before he officially launched his 2016 presidential campaign in mid-2015.

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Trump Receives Rapturous Welcome at CPAC


Trump’s CPAC Speech: Can’t-Miss Highlights

Tucker: CNN’s version of ‘The Two Minutes Hate’


Steyn: Calm, rational debate is key to gun discussion


Gun Control- Reagan, Clinton, Bush, Obama

Student Exposes CNN’s Scripted Town Hall Discussion on Gun Control


What Should We Do About Guns?

— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”

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CNN Fake Town Hall Reveals Cause Of Shootings

SUNRISE, Florida (Big Hairy News) – A prominent psychiatrist claims the pretend CNN town hall meeting between students and Sen. Rubio and NRA spokesperson Dana Loesch last night answered the critical question of what causes school mass shootings.

“It’s clearly the kids. In fact, I believe several on the show were a Mountain Dew away from murdering Rubio and the woman – on live TV, no less,” said Professor of Psychiatry, Dr. Ramish Kumar after watching the program.

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Marco Rubio Still Rock-Hard Days After Being Publicly Humiliated On National Stage

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