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FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
Was The Blower Right Last Night When We Asked If Obama’s Holdover FBI Was Too Busy Covering Up For Crooked Hillary And Creating False Facts To Frame Donald Trump To Follow Up On A Routine Referral Or What?!
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
LAURA INGRAHAM: New Russia Indictments Have White House Cheering
TUCKER CARLSON: Carter Page Reacts To Russia Meddling Indictments
PAM BONDI: FBI Director Wray Has A Lot Of Explaining To Do
How to Survive an Active Shooter or Terrorist Attack – Animation
— QUOTE OF THE DAY —Jeff Sessions: “No Department Is Perfect”
— TONIGHT’S MEDIA MOMENT —
— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Leak”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
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Pence Reaches Out To Gay Olympic Skater
PYEONGCHANG, South Korea (Big Hairy News) – Vice President Pence reached out to Adam Rippon by social media today after the gay figure skater repeatedly publicly trashed him and President Trump.
“We’re both on the same team, and I wanted him to know that. Of course, I’m referring to both of us being American, not, well, you know,” Pence told reporters.
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Mass Murderer: ‘It Was MY Turn!’
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God Decides To Cut All Toxic People Out Of His Life; 7.5 Billion Dead
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FBI Quickly Follows Up On Tip About Potentially Dangerous Man Who Killed 17 In School Shooting
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— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower Political Posters —
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The Blower believes we’re still living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 392. There Are Now Only 990 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
