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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

—  Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story — 

Was Obama’s FBI Too Busy Covering Up For Crooked Hillary and Creating False Facts For Framing Donald Trump To Follow Up On A Routine Referral?

Report: FBI Was Warned In September About Florida School Shooter

“I’m going to be a professional school shooter.”

FBI Releases The Reason It Didn’t Act On The Disturbing Nikolas Cruz Tip It Received Last Year

The FBI Keeps Missing Mass Shooters Before It’s Too Late

—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —

Trump Addresses Nation Following Florida School Shooting

TUCKER CARLSON: Calls for Gun Control Are a ‘Kind of Class Warfare’

MARK STEYN: Defining Act Of School Shootings Absence Of Meaning

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —

NFL, 49ers Handling Of Reuben Foster Case Watched Closely Through #Metoo Lens

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)

Tonight’s Top Three Items Published In The Original Printed Edition Of The Whistleblower (Not The Newswire) Nearly 27 Years Ago (Edition #38 Published On February 19, 1991)

We Need Gun Control NOW

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Eva Braun Stuns, Fascinates At Berlin Olympics

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Republicans Announce Plan To Pretend To Be Fiscally Conservative Again The Moment A DemocRAT Takes Office

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters

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The Blower still believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 391 And There Are Now Only 991 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.