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THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 8, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap
(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)
— Tonight’s Top Whistleblower News Story —
When Congress Didn’t Do It’s Job (Again), The Government Was Shut Down At Midnight Tonight
—Tonight’s Top Trump Tweet —
Pres. Trump Speaks At The National Prayer Breakfast (02/08/18)
Did Chuck Schumer Call For A Military Parade?
It Gets Even Better!
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— TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —
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— Whistleblower NFL Boycott Countdown Continues —
Who Was Watching the Super Bowl?
— Tonight’s Whistleblower Faking News —
“All The News That’s Fit To Fake”
— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM OTHER SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On Today’s Top Stories)
Russian Pranksters Spoof Adam Schiff
The ranking Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee was the victim of prank phone calls from Russian comedians.
In audio recordings of the prank calls posted online, Adam Schiff (RTRD-Ca) repeatedly goes to his refrigerator to confirm it is running in response to a question posed by callers identifying themselves as appliance repairmen. Ultimately Schiff curses and hangs up on the callers after finally being told, “Well then, you’d better catch it, you clueless American retard!”
Schiff appears to fall for the prank at least 17 times over a period of several days before he reportedly destroyed his phone with a hammer.
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A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Intelligence Meeting
The Comedy team of Vovan, Lexus, and Schiff
Featuring Olga Buzova and Ksenia Sobchak
Comrades, Enjoy the hilarious escapades of Intelligence committee member Adam Schiff as he provides generous helpings of comedic lines. Be part of the whole experience and listen to the audio recording of the funny pranksters here as the fabulous comedy team of Schiff , Vovan and Lexus spin a tale of intrigue, featuring Olga Buzova, Ksenia Sobchak and an odd assortment of funny password lines like: “Weather is good on Deribasovskaya and “It rains again on Brighton Beach.”
Hours of hilarious fun-filled moments
Direct from DNC records and tapes
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Nation Fondly Remembers Time When Liberals Advocated For Government Transparency
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2018 Winter Olympics Cancelled Due To Inclement Weather
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The Blower still believes we’re living during the most important period in American History for our non-stop campaign against Political Correctness, the Devolution of American Culture, and the Liberal News Media. Congress and the Liberal Media Establishment will continue to lie and say really stupid things without a smidgen of journalistic integrity in their effort to advance the Liberal Agenda.
Beloved Whistleblower Publisher Charles Foster Kane Says The Conservative Agenda Is Now Completing Working On Donald Trump’s Third 100 Days To Make America Great Again. Today Is Day Number 384 And There Are Now Only 1,098 More Days Until Trump’s Re-election Day on November 3, 2020.
