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MONDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2018
Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

(Or On Channels 5, 9, 12, And 19, Either)

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Wisdom —

What If All Of The Blower’s Satirical Web Sites Ran Out Of Material And Had To Use Actual News Stories From The Mainstream Media?
(It Might Look Something Like This) —Tonight’s Trump Tweet Parody —

Trump Touts Tax Bill As Stocks Plummet

MARK DICE: They Actually Did This!

Tucker: Dems have become terrifying opposition party

NFL Wouldn’t Accept Vets Ad Because ‘Political,’ No Problem Ad For Equal Pay, Gay Marriage

Students Hate Trump’s SOTU Quotes…Until Finding Out They’re Actually Obama’s

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

TO SEE MORE BEN GARRISON ILLUSTRATIONS, CLICK HERE — TONIGHT’S PHOTO-SHOP EDITORIAL SPOOF ON CURRENT EVENTS FROM EDWARD CROPPER —

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— Whistleblower NFL Kickoff Game Boycott Countdown Continues —

NBC News Blames Drop in NFL Viewers on ‘White Men’

— Tonight’s Whistleblower Not-Faking News —

“All The News That’s Fit Not-To-Fake”

Mainstream Media Outlets Banish Contents Of Republican Memo From Front Page Coverage

(Actually Published In The Federalist)

— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —
(Commenting On The Top Stories Of The Day)

(Actually Published by Truth Revolt)

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(Actually Published By Breitbart)

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(Actually Published By The Times)

 TO HEAR MORE BUZZ FROM THE BABYLON BEE, CLICK HERE

(Actually Published By The Daily Caller)

TO SEE MORE STORIES FROM THE ONION, CLICK HERE

 — Tonight’s Top Three Whistleblower Political Posters —

— HERE’S HOW YOU CAN SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITE FAKE NEWS SITE —

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