Daily Archives: October 28, 2017

Another “Friday’s Features” E-dition

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Tonight’s Top Conservative News Stories You Won’t See On The Front Page Of Tomorrow’s Fishwrap

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  Tonight’s Whistleblower Insight— 
The More Things Change, The More They Stay The Same
Here Were Some Of The Things On Voters Minds This Week In 2016

— Tonight’s Sight-And-Sound Bites —
Mark Steyn on Hillary’s Unfolding Russian Collusion!


LOU DOBBS VISITS PRESIDENT TRUMP IN SWAMPLAND

“THANK GOD SHE DIDN’T WIN” Tomi Lahren WIPES THE FLOOR with Hillary Clinton


@Liz_Wheeler: We Finally Have Proof Of Inappropriate Financial Dealings With Russia


MARK DICE: Rosie’s Biggest Trump Meltdown Yet

— TONIGHT’S BEN GARRISON MOMENT —

Hillary Is Going Down In Flames And It’s About Time
We now have proof that the ‘Russian collusion’ narrative was merely an invention concocted by Hellary and Podesta.

It was designed to drive President Trump out from office and the corrupt corporate media was all too eager to repeat the lie. For eight long months we’ve had to endure fake news and faux outrage by the legacy media—even though they could prove nothing. So much for journalistic integrity.

The actual Russian collusion occurred in the Clinton camp. The Clinton Foundation received millions of dollars from Russia in exchange for 20 percent of America’s uranium in the Uranium One deal.

Bill Clinton also received a kickback from Putin in the form of an outrageous $500,000 speaking fee. Obama did nothing to stop it and endorsed it.

Hillary and the DNC also paid millions of dollars for a Russian dossier on Trump. The exposé was nothing but outrageous lies, but John McCain plus also the FBI got involved and became complicit.

Everyone needs to be held accountable because the report has proven to be completely false. That didn’t stop the mainstream media. They trumpeted it anyway. Will their sour notes finally end? Will the MSM apologize to Trump? Not likely.

Hillary tried to steal the election—not Trump. She broke the law over and over again and has arrogantly eluded justice for far too long.

Lock her up!
-Ben Garrison

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— TONIGHT’S REAL NEWS FROM SATIRICAL WEB SITES —

 Pelosi Suffers Another Psychotic Episode

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Hillary Tells ‘What Happened’

Obama-era Russian Uranium One Deal: What To Know

Multiple congressional committees are investigating an Obama-era deal that resulted in a Russian company purchasing American uranium mines. And after the request from many Republican lawmakers, the Department of Justice has lifted a gag order on a former FBI informant who is expected to have more information about the agreement that allowed Russia to control about one-fifth of the uranium mining in the U.S. – and former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s involvement in it.

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FBI Investigation Into Hillary Clinton’s Email Use Reveals She Is Above The Law

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After clearly and methodically laying out an iron-clad case for recommending charges against Hillary Clinton Tuesday, FBI Director James Comey instead announced that the comprehensive investigation into her use of a personal email system had found the presumptive Democratic nominee for President to be totally and utterly above the law.

“We assess it is possible that hostile actors gained access to Secretary Clinton’s personal e-mail account,” Comey said plainly, after explaining that Clinton had in fact used numerous private servers and mobile devices to knowingly send and receive highly classified information over a shoddy email system that did not have even basic security features like those employed by regular email clients like Gmail. “Normally this would be prosecuted vigorously, but our investigation has discovered that Secretary Clinton is completely immune to legal ramifications of any sort.”

“Although there is evidence of potential violations of the statutes regarding the handling of classified information, our judgment is that no reasonable prosecutor would bring such a case against Secretary Clinton, because she is exempt from the laws that apply to all other Americans,” Comey announced, adding that it didn’t really matter that she has been lying so profusely about all of these things, as she is immune to justice.

“To be clear, this is not to suggest that in similar circumstances a person who engaged in this activity would face no consequences. To the contrary, those individuals are often subject to security or administrative sanctions,” he confirmed. “But those individuals are not Hillary Clinton.”

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Startling Report Finds Evidence DemocRATS May Have Attempted To Influence 2016 Election

WASHINGTON— Revealing that newly discovered ads and online articles could have been part of a coordinated campaign, a startling new report released Friday found evidence that Democrats may have attempted to influence the 2016 presidential election. “Although it’s unclear if the efforts had any impact, it seems plausible that a loosely connected series of social media posts and grassroots word-of-mouth campaigns about the 2016 election could have originated in the Democratic Party,” said report author Michelle Lipkin, citing several clandestine pro-Clinton ad buys on Facebook and a small-scale, mostly ineffectual anti-Trump research endeavor that was indirectly traced back to several DNC donors. “It’s shocking in the least to discover the DNC dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars to shape the American democratic process; however, we are confident this hidden attempt at influencing the election had little to no effect on the final vote totals.” Lipkin also warned it was entirely possible that the Democrats might attempt to interfere in the 2020 election as well.

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